I Tongue Kissed A Woman

[BAW]

did someone say "bubble pants"?

x 1000

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

yay!!!!!!

 

[BAW]

So, which one is Mindy hot for?

bubble pants

 

[Sicy]

Mindy sure has a full plate

 

[ABEL]

 

[bradyvox]

Go Jess

Hi brady I see you reading

*blush*

I think that says it all




Mrs. Edge made me look

 

[Sicy]

Dont worry, I'm the only one that can see you

 

[Mrs. Edge]

Mrs. Edge made me look

I'm such a bad influence on you, aren't I?



And speaking of sexy dancers....this colleague was nuts about three of the female dancers at the Ballet, so I wrote him a sort of PLEBA story for men, which had a great scene where he has all three of them in the hot tub with him....action ensues......

*soooo tempted to post it!*

I am just extra evil today......



(there's something kind of liberating about posting in this thread!)

 

[beegee]

So, which one is Mindy hot for?

the sexy one. he knows who he is.

 

[ABEL]

the sexy one. he knows who he is.

they're all sexy


but if you go by bg84's nick, it's not to hard to figure out

 

[beegee]

see, now that's just wrong.

i find him more attractive when he's not dressed or acting like bono...oops.

 

[ABEL]

see, now that's just wrong.

i find him more attractive when he's not dressed or acting like bono...oops.

what's wrong? I didn't say anything

but you did! hehe

 

[beegee]

yeah, well...i'm through acting coy. he knows where to find me

 

[ABEL]

 

[martha]

bubble pants

He is a cutie!


Hi Brady!

 

[cass]

dear diary


I haven't kissed a girl either. i find the male and female human form equally pleasing to the eye. but when it comes to kissing I quite like boys




one day, I'll read this whole thread. Sounds like the trip to Vegas was a whole lotta fun. I had a ball when I took some friends to see the only U2 tribute band that has ever played around here. A long time ago now, unfortunately. You are lucky to have "elevation". Rock on.



electric

 

[cass]

there's a first time for everything

where's that avatar of ouizy's, she's a bit of alright

 

[ABEL]

*blush*

I think that says it all




Mrs. Edge made me look

I didn't even see that Brady replied to this thread till today lol

 

[ouizy]

Re: there's a first time for everything

where's that avatar of ouizy's, she's a bit of alright

ehhh????

 

[ABEL]

Re: Re: there's a first time for everything

ehhh????

exactly my thoughts too, lol

 

[Basstrap]

wow...I did I miss this gem









oh yeah...I never come here anymore
*tongue kisses everyone*

 

[Cleasai]

*slaps Asstrap* Fresh!

 

[ABEL]

 

[ABEL]

wait a minute....did I just get tongue kissed?

 

[bonosloveslave]

psst

Post your story jess

 

[Mrs. Edge]

BLS!!! You are the LAST person I would ever have thought would be interested in my story...you seem so.....pure! LOL! But I don't need to be asked twice.....

OK....there is a bit of fundraising jargon in here (an "ask" is where you ask the donor for a gift..."cultivate" is to woo a potential donor), but you will easily understand what it is about. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. "Scrumpy" is the nickname my friend used to describe that dancer in the pic. "Lioness" is a total babe dancer with the company with long red hair. "Amber" well...her nickname was 'nuclear fire engine' but that's a little awkward to use! LOL!

Hope you enjoy it.....

THE ASK

It was James?s last day at the Ballet. He had initially expected to feel wonderful, as if it were the last day of school or something, but this was not the case at all. He did not recall a time where he felt more depressed. He walked sadly through the halls, watching people happily working and chatting away. The music from the rehearsals caressed his ears and tugged at his soul in a way it had not before. He came to a horrible realization. Was he INSANE? Leaving the glorious and noble Ballet, despite all its ups and downs? Leaving all his friends behind? He hardly had any friends to begin with, and now he was dumping them? What was he thinking?! But it was too late. He could not suffer the embarrassment of changing his plans yet again. He was outta there. Off to the evil Consulting Firm. But there was such a feeling of unfinished business. He knew he had to tie up loose ends, to close those outstanding asks....

He had taken extra care in the weeks preceding this day to get all his work done, so he could enjoy himself and watch as much rehearsal as he wanted, because goodness knows there isn?t entertainment and inspiration like that to be had in any hospital, especially in North York! He opened the door of Studio Prima and stepped inside. They were just finishing up.

He climbed up to the top row of chairs and sat down inconspicuously in the corner. Rehearsal ended and the dancers disbursed for their 5 minute break before starting "D?sir". Suddenly, in strode Scrumpy, looking more Scrump-diddly-umptious than ever! She was wearing a skin tight peach tube dress, with her hair in small pony tails and bare feet! To see her from a distance, she looked naked! James began to drool. What was she doing here? He assumed that she might be keeping up with the pd6 for the New York tour, just in case of emergency, because she certainly wouldn?t have much else to do.

She held a block of ice in her hand, and cast her eyes about the room to look for a spot to sit down and rub it on her knee. Suddenly, she looked up and saw him hidden in his corner vantage point. A huge smile crossed her lips and she rushed towards him.

?Oh, James! Jessica told me you were leaving and I was so surprised! I can?t believe it! I?m so glad I will be able to say goodbye to you before you leave.? She sat down in the chair right beside him, raised her skirt to mid-thigh level and began icing her knee. He watched as the water dripped seductively over the cut ripples of her muscles. He began to salivate harder.
?Me too.? He croaked. She continued, ?In fact, I have to admit, I?m quite disappointed! It was really nice getting to know you better and I wish now that we had been able to organize going out for drinks.?

Before he could respond, to his amazement, up strode that nuclear fire engine, Amber. ?What?s this?? She asked, plopping herself in front of them. Scrumpy looked annoyed. ?Nothing.? She said icily. ?But I heard you say something about drinks. Is someone having a party or something?? James couldn?t resist and he explained that he was leaving the company.

?OH! Well we should DEFINITELY get together for drinks then.?

?We hadn?t arranged a huge thing, it was just a little thing with the 2 of us. ? Scrumpy tried to sound nonchalant but her face was a picture of masked fury. Amber looked smug. ?OH. Well I certainly don?t want to interrupt anything, I just wanted to be part of the goodbye festivities.?

James didn?t know what to do. He had dreamed all of his life of being alone with Scrumpy and now this! Wasn?t this typical? His whole ?Development? career at the Ballet had been one big vague suspect list and now that he was leaving, he had major prospects who were self-cultivating!! His mind was racing. What to do? Deep down he knew Scrumpy probably only wanted friendship, but Amber might be interested in more. Why else would she be barging in like this?

?Of course you can join us Amber.? He said politely. Scrumpy?s lip pouted sullenly. Normally James hated pouting, but on her....man, everything on Scrumpy looked.....well....scrumptious! They made plans for later that evening.

Rehearsal began. James looked at Scrumpy as if to say ?I had no other choice! I had to be polite!? She looked back at him with a mixture of longing, sadness and understanding. They sat very close together in the corner. There was no way he could concentrate on the rehearsal at hand. There was lots of accidental bumpage as she iced her knee, switched positions, stretched and marked the choreography with her hands and arms. What were these secret messages she was sending him?
Finally, rehearsal ended. James was stiff and sore from holding himself so still on an angle that was sure to be as close as possible to her without seeming threatening. They stood up. Amber strode over in a business-like manner.

?OK, so I?ll meet you guys in the front hall, at 5:30, OK??

?OK.? Scrumpy answered with little enthusiasm. It was now 4:00.

James sat at his desk and watched the clock. He drummed his fingers impatiently and smiled sweetly, but artificially at well-wishers. Every second was one closer to relieving his agony.
Finally, at 5:27, he packed up, said an emotional good bye to his desk and walked to the Atrium. Scrumpy was waiting for him, and she beamed upon seeing him. ?Why didn?t I notice the potential this guy has ages ago???? she thought. He sat down beside her, and together they watched dancers going up and down the stairs. Suddenly, down came the lioness. She smiled shyly at them and sat down.

?Waiting for John?? Scrumpy asked casually.

?No, he?s gone out with some of his old school friends. I?m not sure what I?m doing tonight yet, I was thinking I might wait for-?

?YOU CAN COME WITH US!? James blurted suddenly. She jumped and smiled bashfully, looking at him with her head slightly bowed.

?Where are you guys going?? She asked softly, but hopefully. James explained the situation. Lioness beamed and tossed her flaming mane.

?I?d love to come too, if that?s not too inconvenient.?

?Oh, what the hell.? Scrumpy mumbled. James was in 7th heaven. His 3 favourite ballerinas and himself. This was going to be some night!

Finally Amber came downstairs, with hip hugging jeans and a short cropped red stretch top, which revealed her perfect, cut midriff. Lioness stood up. She was wearing tight, faded and torn jeans with a black velvet bodysuit. Her hair cascaded and gleamed on the black background like a display case full of pink gold threads. He was sure he was about to faint dead away. The 3 most gorgeous women in the world and no one was here to see him! To believe him!! AAHH!

They decided to go to the Coloured Stone for drinks, munchies and pool. He worried that since it was a Friday night it would be very busy, and that someone he knew would recognize him and ruin everything. He was right about the busyness. However, when the male host/waiter saw the women, who giggled at him flirtatiously, he escorted them straight to a private room. He glared at James. What did this jerk have that he didn?t have? Some people had all the luck. James couldn?t believe the power women had over authority figures.

They closed themselves in the room with a tray of drinks and a pile of mixed hors d?oevres, and began to play. He felt like MacBeth and the witches three! Or Odysseus and the fates! Furthermore, they were a blonde, a redhead and a brunette! The best of all worlds. James wondered how good these girls were at pool. He was quite nervous. What to say? What to do? He knew the arrogant approach wouldn?t work. None of this ?OK ladies, here?s how to play pool.? He wanted to impress them of course, but he would have to seem vulnerable in some way. He didn?t have to try too hard, his first shot was horrible. The balls kind of rolled around pathetically, but went nowhere. He could hear some muffled giggles. That was a good sign at least. Lioness went next but didn?t do much better. Amber and Scrumpy however, were excellent pool players. It must have been all that hard partying! Furthermore, they were competing for James?s attention, so the tension between them was palpable.

As they played, James made all kinds of charming Troy McLure type chatter. The more drinking they did, the funnier it all seemed. After multiple drinks, James was holding his pool cue around Scrumpy?s waist, leaning on her back and at the same time, staring down Amber?s cleavage. There were giggles aplenty from the girls. After awhile, they stopped playing and were just lounging on the couches drinking. James looked at his watch. Holy Cow! 2:30! How could this be? He didn?t ever want it to end!

?Oh, my muscles! I?m so sore!? Scrumpy moaned.

?Me too.? Sighed Amber.

?Well, at least you dancers get to use the whirlpool! We don?t get any of that stuff! And with all that worrying about money, we get very stiff. Terrible aches and pains!? The three looked at him sympathetically.

?I?m sure one of us could arrange a whirlpool trip for you one day!? Lioness offered cheerfully.

?But I don?t think non-employees could sneak in. It?s my last night, remember?? James reminded her.

?Oh. Yeah. That?s really too bad. I wish I had gotten to know you sooner.? Lioness looked very sad.

?I have an idea, but I bet you?re way too conservative to go for this one.? Scrumpy smirked. Amber?s interest instantly piqued.

?There?s more to me than meets the eye you know....? James intoned flirtatiously.

?Well, we could always sneak back into the building and have a midnight whirlpool right now!? Scrumpy was blushing and her eyes were sparkling. Did he hear this correctly? Lioness gasped. Amber began to smile slowly.

?GIDDY UP!? James crowed. They began to gather their stuff.

?Who?s in?? Scrumpy asked.

?Me!? Amber answered defiantly.

?Oh, gosh. I don?t know, I really should be getting back I....ah.....? Lioness hesitated.

?It?s OK Lioness, if you need to get back to John...? Lioness hesitated and looked at James. She had had a bit of a crush on him for awhile, but had never had the nerve to speak to him. She didn?t want to miss this opportunity, and besides, she was only 19! There was plenty of time to play it safe later. The three hopped a cab and soon arrived at the WCC, which was shrouded in darkness. James had already handed in his passes, so the girls worked their magic on the concierge next door, and they were soon in the building. The silence was deafening. They tiptoed up the stairs and made their way to the whirlpool room. It was locked.

?Shit!? Scrumpy hissed. ?What are we going to do now?!?

?Well,? Lioness intoned slyly, ?John and I have been known to frequent this room as you know....and we had an extra key made!? She grinned triumphantly.

?Thank God!? Amber sighed with relief.

?Bet you?re glad you brought me along!? Lioness blushed proudly and opened the door. James was sure glad anyway! The pool was turned on, and one small light in the corner. The room was filled with a very slight shadowy glow.

?Let?s get naked!!? Scrumpy squealed. Dancers, as we all know, are extremely unselfconscious about their bodies, be it in front of other dancers, or the general populace. To James?s unbridled delight, the girls began stripping with bacchanalian euphoria. If he weren?t drooling before, he sure was now!

?C?mon James! Join us!? They giggled as they slipped into the pool. James began to remove his clothes, but he became hopelessly tangled, hopping up and down on one foot as he removed his pants. The girls laughed uncontrollably, eyes shining, water dripping off skin. Soon Scrumpy came out of the water and stood before him, the very image of female perfection.

?Let me help you.? She murmured softly. James gulped and watched her as she slowly removed his clothes, until he was wearing nothing but his Birthday suit. Their blue eyes caressed each other?s every nook and cranny. She took his hand gently in hers and led him to the pool. Eve leading Adam into Paradise.
It was now edging on to 4 am. The warm water pulsed and flowed all around them. The four stared at each other in silence, the only sound emitted would be the odd sigh of relaxation.

?I?ve gotta tell you, this is my ULTIMATE fantasy....? James said finally.

?Really?? Lioness asked, looking very pleased. ?I?m so glad.? She then swam over to James and began kissing him, slowly and seductively. Scrumpy and Amber looked on in utter amazement, their jaws hitting the floor. Not one to be outdone easily, Amber then swam behind him and began massaging his shoulders and kissing his neck. James was paralyzed with ecstasy. Scrumpy?s amazement soon turned to indignation. Neither of these women had ever even LOOKED at him before! HE had always been interested in HER! As far as she knew, theirs had been the closest dancer/staff relationship in the company?s history!! This was outrageous! Well she would show them, she had more nerve and tenacity than the others put together. Scrumpy dove underwater and swam between his legs, slithering up his body between himself and Lioness, forcing Lioness to let go. She pressed herself against him and looked deeply into his eyes.

?Nothing is worse than regret...? She whispered and then kissed him with the force of a woman possessed. He felt their wet, firm, warm bodies against his and knew that he had never been, nor would ever be this turned on in his entire life.

Things soon became so hot and heavy that Lioness?s pure heart could no longer justify this infidelity to John. She pulled away. ?I?m really sorry but it?s so late and I do have to get back. Richard will worry about me.?

?OK. ? James gasped. ?Thank you for coming.?

?I?m so glad I did. You must come back and visit.?

?I will.? Lioness slipped out of the pool and began gathering her clothes. Amber came out of her trance and looked at Scrumpy. It was so obvious how much Scrumpy loved him. She began to feel a twinge of guilt. ?I should probably go too. I had fun! Thanks! We should do it again sometime!? She smiled slyly and winked at him.

?Indeed!? Was all he could say. Oh, they were leaving! This was terrible! Amber and Lioness left the room.

?Are you going too?? He asked Scrumpy who was nestled beside him.

?Not unless you want to.? She whispered hoarsely, staring at him hopefully.

?I have been waiting so long to be alone with you like this.? He murmured softly.

?Me too. I think you?re so wonderful.....? she sighed emotionally. They resumed kissing, which soon turned into lovemaking of the most sublime quality. James heard her breathing, and the sound of the water splashing onto the floor from the tub. It was one of the most glorious physical moments of his entire life.

When it was over, they held each other tightly. Soon she began to shiver, and they dried off. James looked at his watch. 6:15 am on Saturday morning. What a night. They went out for breakfast, and then he had to catch a train home. She waited with him at the station. They agreed that it had been one of the most intimate and special evenings of their life and agreed to meet as friends and lovers much more often in future. It would be their little secret. The ask had been closed and the ultimate Major Gift would be paid in large pledges in perpetuity. What a fund-raiser. Those pirates at the Consulting Firm had no idea.

 

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