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Old 07-03-2002, 11:25 PM   #1
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I slept w/my Landlord and then SHE...

RAISED THE RENT!
WTF is THAT?

More later as I attempt to figure this one out....
Happy 4th of July anyway everybody..
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Old 07-03-2002, 11:30 PM   #2
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Normal * gouges eye out with hot spoon

Sure.
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Old 07-03-2002, 11:47 PM   #3
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Normal

She says lets get together for 4th and discuss a few items..

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Old 07-03-2002, 11:52 PM   #4
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better go re-load the soldier then

It's alright bro, it was a compliment obviously.

I mean if you were so good that she raised the rent, perhaps the raise in rent included her "extra services fee":attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn:
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Old 07-04-2002, 12:21 AM   #5
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It's alright bro, it was a compliment obviously.
I don't think so. She was probably mad at something...Maybe she didn't get what she wanted.:attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn:
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Old 07-04-2002, 12:27 AM   #6
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I don't think so. She was probably mad at something...Maybe she didn't get what she wanted.:attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn: :attn:
Hiya Naya

I thought the girlies always get what they wanted
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Oh me oh my....

*passes out*
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I thought the girlies always get what they wanted
u would be suprised to know that is totally not true!:attn:
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Old 07-04-2002, 01:33 AM   #9
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Hiya Naya

I thought the girlies always get what they wanted
Hiya z edge...

Not really....guys usually get what they want...it's much easier for them to get what they want, actually. Most women are left unsatisfied...or have to satisfy themselves to get the job done.
:attn::attn::attn:

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I mean if you were so good that she raised the rent
Assuming that what Diamonds says is true...

raising the rent doesn't suggest she was satisfied.



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2nd voice mail said"
I will explain everything this evening"..

Will report back

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It pleases me when I please her!

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Hiya z edge...

Not really....guys usually get what they want...it's much easier for them to get what they want, actually. Most women are left unsatisfied...or have to satisfy themselves to get the job done.
:attn::attn::attn:

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And some guys realize that they get what they want...so they make sure that the woman does too.
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And some guys realize that they get what they want...so they make sure that the woman does too.
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Erm
Uh.
Ive heard this dicussed before.
Read a few books.
Arun told me it was all folklore..-ladies and their expected satisfaction
Sup w/all that anyway?

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Old 07-04-2002, 05:09 PM   #15
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Is that what they mean when they say all utilities included???
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And some guys realize that they get what they want...so they make sure that the woman does too.
Good attitude daafish !
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Ok this is wha she told me last nite-
She said that bcuz the city tax rate .went up slightly-(.25 percent) this is why my rent incresed $7.00 a month.

If she had her way she would of raised it 100.00 a month a long time ago for HAZARD INSURANCE PAY of having me on the property ...

But some of the older ladies in the ManagementOffice encouraged her to be nicer to me..as they get a kick outta some of my antics. (gotta love those 60 yr olds!)

W/all the confusion though she said she would now include basic cable at NO-CHARGE in my rental agreement..
She did say that it would not include any Adult Channels

Oh!
She said my "technique" was lame and needed a little work
Am I being "played' here or what?
Damn.

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Ok this is wha she told me last nite-
She said that bcuz the city tax rate .went up slightly-(.25 percent) this is why my rent incresed $7.00 a month.
Seems reasonable ...

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If she had her way she would of raised it 100.00 a month a long time ago for HAZARD INSURANCE PAY of having me on the property
Though this seems even more reasonable ...


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But some of the older ladies in the ManagementOffice encouraged her to be nicer to me..as they get a kick outta some of my antics. (gotta love those 60 yr olds!)
Leave the senior citizens alone ... let them live their years out in peace.

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W/all the confusion though she said she would now include basic cable at NO-CHARGE in my rental agreement..
She did say that it would not include any Adult Channels
That's awfully generous ... are you sure you're worthy?

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Oh!
She said my "technique" was lame and needed a little work


Well ... I am not sure what to say ...

Well, this landlord sounds like she knows what she's talking about ...
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