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Danospano

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I have to agree with Mr. Newman.....

Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people 'round here


:wink:


(Even with all the insanity in the world, I guess I can still find humor in the short-comings of others).

Okay, so who thinks that song is clever? Maybe it's meanspirited, but considering the author of the song was rather short, I doubt there was much pinch to the bite.
 
I'm not short and I have big feet but they arent nasty and I painted my toenails :heart:
 
I'm short, and I hate feet in general. Must have been that time spent workin' at the shoe store...seein' crazy Esther ("The Bag Lady") and her bunions...:crack:
 
ummm, any particular short person, who wears platform shoes?

ONE we may all know and love?
I know when I see pennyblack I can't keep my eyes off Mark's shoes. I was thinking.."hmm, he must have bought them in Ireland. I've not seen such fine shoes around here. "
I am short and after a lot of work, I like my feet. I just commented yesterday how much I like my wedgy shoes..good to be up there with the big boys.( I don't fall off these one either..loveth them)
is that the same Mr Newman who wrote the songs for Toy Story? he does have a way with words.
My favourite teacher was short, they called him SAM ( Short-Arsed Mewing)Short People Rule...well they would if people took any notice of them...OK!
trying to keep it short,
sweet:silent:
 
Danospano said:
I have to agree with Mr. Newman.....

Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people 'round here


:wink:


(Even with all the insanity in the world, I guess I can still find humor in the short-comings of others).

Okay, so who thinks that song is clever? Maybe it's meanspirited, but considering the author of the song was rather short, I doubt there was much pinch to the bite.

I don't think newman is that short.

I consider it one of his lesser songs.

Very commercial, I think he was trying to be ironic.
I wonder how popular it would have been if it was about fat people?
 
I'm tall and I don't want to talk about my feet.

I know a lot of short people who think there is a conspiracy against them.

Randy Newman stood in front of me in the heart at the Indy U2 show. He's short.
 
I'm short and my feet are ok too


I just remembered that I have toe nail polish on that I've had on my toe nails since my cousin's wedding in September :ohmy:
 
abel thats gross

I'm average height but feet are not pretty, I dont care what any of you say.
 
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