I fucking hate cliches like...

[The Wanderer]

"you have too much time on your hands"

[substitute the correct pronoun where necessary]

and...

"we'll head them off at the pass"

also, gems like...

"would you like fries with that?"

wtf?!?!?!

"don't get your knickers in a knot!"

and... "I'm a pretty girl, look at my pretty dress and my pretty dollie, would you like a cup of tea?"

"when you build a mouse trap, a bigger mouse comes along"

"it's like sex on your birthday"

"Larry is sooooo hotttt!!!!!!"

"splash"

and of course,

"Oh Canada, my home and native land"

and...

"This message has been edited by... blah blah blah"

please don't use these cliches anymore for christ's sake, it may cause full-blown aids




[This message has been edited by The Wanderer (edited 02-08-2002).]

 

[Sicy]

Well for Pete's sake! Dont blow a gasket. Didnt mean to rattle your cage or push your buttons.

Man that really chaps my hide.

There'll be hell to pay I say! Now I'm madder than a wet hen! I've had it up to here.



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No spoken words, just a scream

My Lair

 

[brettig]

just take it one game at a time and youll be right as rain.

 

[bono-vox]

You know that this is a very true cliche "Larry is sooooo hotttt!!!!!!"

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Don't worry;

The grass is always greener on the other side

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Wanderer, I think you need to learn to think outside the box. I mean, you learn something new every day. Nothing ventured nothing gained...

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[zonelistener]

Hate cliches?

Stay away from IO!

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

 

[Like O2]

Maybe if you think of the glass as half full rather than half empty......

 

[foray]

I don't mean to judge. But you're taking this wayyy too seriously. Life is too short. Larry is sooo hot.

yarof

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by foray:
Larry is sooo hot.

yarof

 

[The Wanderer]

I'm sorry to say that "yarof" has become a cliche.

 

[kobayashi]

don't fuck wit da canucks!
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

canada kicks ass

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Here's one:

"That's so cliche!"

 

[NYbrowneyedgirl]

originally posted by:
LOVE MUSCLE
posted 02-10-2002 06:42 AM
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Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?


I went to school with a Mike Hunt, I remember his name being called over the loud speaker once and everybody laughing. It took me a few years before I understood why.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Originally posted by dipster:
originally posted by:
LOVE MUSCLE
posted 02-10-2002 06:42 AM

I don't get it...


Well Wanderere, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I better get back to work. A rolling tone gathers no moss. Life's too short.

 

[NYbrowneyedgirl]

Say Mike Hunt out loud a few times, I think you will understand it then. If not maybe someone will explain it to you, I'm to shy.

[This message has been edited by dipster (edited 02-11-2002).]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

"Larry is hot" will NEVER become a cliche.

and lmao @ Mike Hunt.

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[foray]

Wanderer, you hurt my feelings. Now you must die. I will be bach. Gao. Your soul is mine. Mi-i-ine, Wanderer. Mi-i-ine. You know what that means? It means that Wanderer is hereby Wanderof. So, go wander off, now. Hur hur. I am sooo funny.

yarof

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so bounce, basketball, bounce

 

[the HORROR]

Originally posted by dipster:
Say Mike Hunt out loud a few times, I think you will understand it then. If not maybe someone will explain it to you, I'm to shy.

[This message has been edited by dipster (edited 02-11-2002).]

Actually you should wait until you are around a group of people then say it VERY LOUDLY over and over.

No. Don't do that. I was only kidding.


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[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Originally posted by dipster:
Say Mike Hunt out loud a few times, I think you will understand it then. If not maybe someone will explain it to you, I'm to shy.

Oh...got it.

And isn't it: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?

Don't get all bent out of shape. Stop banging your head aganist a brick wall. Beggars can't be choosers. Just be as cool as cucumber. Everyone has their cross to bear. The grass is always greener on the other side. It's all in a day's work. All's well that ends well.

 

[The Wanderer]

foray if you're bach i'm mozart

 

[foray]

Wanderer, Wanderer! If I! Had! Spelt "back" as "back"! and not "bach"! It wouldn't! Sound! Like how Arnie says it!

 

[z edge]

a bird in the hand is double the bush??