I am wearing reinforced toe pantyhose with opened toe'd shoes!!!

[Angel]

It couldn't be helped!! I am house-sitting and had no other clothes to wear to work today except this suit and the only shoes I have with me are flip flops!

For someone who generally prides themselves on their ability to dress... I am a walking fashion faux pas

 

[Laura M]

Nobody will notice- dont worry

 

[NYbrowneyedgirl]

Just take the pantyhose off! That may solve your problem

 

[Screaming Flower]

stop the madness.

that is appalling. you must take off the hose now.

 

[Sicy]

I will never wear pantyhose

I hate pantyhose.

 

[daafish]

Re: I will never wear pantyhose

I will never wear pantyhose

ME neither!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Advantage of not working:

You don't have to wear pantyhose except when you go on interviews.

 

[meegannie]

ME neither!

well.....there goes bonochick's fantasy....

 

[Sicy]

omc meggy.. scandal.

well.....there goes bonochick's fantasy....

 

[Peaseblossom]

take them off! hose are devil-spawn. I didn't even wear hose to my cousin's wedding!!! Bad, Angel, BAD!

 

[daisybean]

Okay so I think I'm a bit late on this one, but it will be handy reference for next time.

Cut hole(s) in the panty hose and tuck the cut ends into your shoe.

 

[Bonochick]

well.....there goes bonochick's fantasy....

WTF?!?!??!?!?!??!? *lmao*

 

[Sicy]

bonochick has impure thoughts

You better break out that cha cha picture.

 

[Bonochick]

Re: bonochick has impure thoughts

You better break out that cha cha picture.

This hurts worse every single time.......

 

[Discoteque]

ack! HATE pantyhose!! They're a torture device devised by DA MAN to keep us down, yo! Angel...you bettah rip them puppies off right now!! But that's not as bad as an acquaintance of mine who wore (to a wedding reception, mind you) a shiny aqua midriff top with matching mini skirt (the woman is near 50 as well), and matching sandals, WITH pantyhose...and that "line" where the legs of the hose meet the "thigh reinforcement" area was well below the hemline of the skirt!!!! I KID YOU NOT. Somebody call the Fashion Police!

I *only* where pantyhose when absolutely necessary, which is like, maybe twice a year. Maybe. I wear pants 99% of the time, and my skirts are all ankle-brushing. And as I'm in Texas, from April to early October I don't wear any hose/socks with my shoes, period. I hate shorts too. Thank goodness for capris!

I do wear Spanx though - anyone tried these? They're pretty great - holds you in, no VPL, and no thigh lines.

 

[zonelistener]

Bosco boys where Panty hose, doo dah

This is one of the best titled Zoo Confessionals EVER! The funny people in the library are looking at me funny.

 

[Bono's shades]

I HATE pantyhose. We used to have this really relaxed dress code where I work and we didn't have to wear pantyhose if we didn't want to. But some idiots abused the system and now we ALL have a stricter dress code which requires that women wear pantyhose if they are wearing a skirt and either pantyhose or socks if they are wearing slacks. Since I don't really care to wear socks in the summertime, I'm stuck wearing pantyhose every freakin' day now.

 

[joyfulgirl]

are they control top as well?

 

[The Wanderer]

this is one fashion faux pas I have never comitted

 

[kobayashi]

what's with all the sophistimicated terminology being thrown around in this thread?

 

[joyfulgirl]

what's with all the sophistimicated terminology being thrown around in this thread?

When you get that sex change operation we will initiate you into our secret language.

 

[U2Bama]

this is one fashion faux pas I have never comitted

Same here; I have also steered clear of violating the "white shoes before/after Labor Day" edict, since I don't have any white dress shoes.

~U2Alabama