Harrison Ford......secrets

[Danospano]

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FORD SECRETS

"It's not easy being a celebrity. Once this little kid, this cute little kid asked me for an autograph. I gave it to him. He said, 'Thanks Mr. Hanks!' I took it away from him, tore it up, and told him Tom Hanks was dead."
"In the movie Witness, I played a policeman who went undercover and pretended to be Amish. I could never be Amish. For one thing they're never allowed to touch themselves down there."

"One day I called George Lucas up at three o'clock in the morning and I pretended to be Mark Hamill. He said, 'Harrison?' I said 'No, it's me Mark Hamill.' He said, 'Harrison, I know it's you.' I said, 'Well then you know wrong because it's Mark Hamill.' He sighed and said, 'okay Mark what do you want?' I really got him."

"In 1982 I played a character in Blade Runner that hunts down and kills bloodthirsty humanoid life forms known as replicants. I want to say we were ahead of our time-it was four years before anybody had ever heard of Jerry Springer."

"People ask me if I'm as nice as I am in the movies. I say hey, 'what if life is a movie?' While they're thinking about that I yell 'cut' and then I run away."

"Onscreen R2D2 was so likable. Offscreen, total ass****"

"A movie star can make one stupid little mistake and his whole career is over. Like doing a lame comedy bit on some stupid TV show. Oh my God- what have I done?"

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

AHH!
Thank you for posting that, I was trying to remember what they all were!

*dying laughing

 

[Danospano]

If you liked those about Harrison, go to the Conan O'Brien website link http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/celebritysecrets/ . They have celebrity secrets from Fabio, William Shatner, and Mr T, among others.

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

Mr. T is brilliant with Conan.
I'm in tears whenever he's on

 

[Naya]

I remember seeing that on Conan !

I Harrison.

 

[cass]

Ok if harrison is telling secrets, I'll tell one..

as always the timing of Interference amazes me. dano

My secret...I love second-hand books, on all sorts of weird and woderful topics. I got a humorous batch yesterday, one about cyberspace and one about....celebrity secrets!! I thought I may quickly scan it, but I have a g'friend I know will read it from cover to cover and remember every word!!

Unfortunately we have a "celebrity" here. He is a former Sydney Swans footballer who crossed over to....I'm not sure what. famous fro being famous, he's tall and blonde and stands out in the crowd, a complete idiot, but noticeable. The Aussies will groan when i say his name. Warwick Capper! I heard a funny story about him on the car radio this morning

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

conan is hilarious

Next time post yer own secrets.

 

[FallingStar]

Don't like Harrison.

 

[Danospano]

Re: conan is hilarious

Next time post yer own secrets.

Alright, here's a few....


Danospano.....secrets....

*A lot of people think I'm a staunch, anti-American, liberal democratic with radical tendencies. This isn't true. I'm really taking part in "Americans for Dubya" support rallies located in my basement and consisting of myself and my dog, Fro-dot.

*People ask me where I got my name, Danospano. I tell them it was inspired by a children's book called "Daniel Spaniel" about a cocker-spaniel named Daniel. Not true. It's was actually inspired after watching a porno about a Spainard woman named Danielle who loved cock.

* When I was a child I was confront by a man who claimed to be Jesus. He told me that I could be anything if I just put my mind to it. Every now and then I get a good laugh by proving him wrong.

* At the U2 Vegas show I told people from interference that my name was Dan...."The Danospano" , and that my friend was Karen...."Lily". Actually, my names is Lily, and her name is Dan. We always get a kick out of confusing people and never telling them the truth.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That's better.




i have a picture of you flippin off my camera in vegas