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mmmBono said:

mmmm okay there. :|
at this moment...words cannot describe how happy i am that i don't eat KFC mashed potatoes.
:barf:


i know. i love how the conversation came up at dinner...we had some friends over and someone was talking about the stories they heard while working in KFC.
 
a ver "conservative"/"right" statement from zoney!

meegannie said:
WORST RANDOM BODILY FLUID EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :barf:

But it isn't really "random." You know?

And I think it is only bad in this light...

We must remember, this bodily fluid is also one-half of what is need to create "life." None of us would be here without it. :shrug:
 
subscribing to the broken window theory

I think the zine should have been turned over to the police for dna testing and filing.

I had a neighbor who got flashed. We called the police. She said it was not that big of a deal. Our local police were very concerned and wanted as much information as she could provide. They said these things can escalate to much more serious crimes.
 
It sounds like the evidence was just disposed of, they didn't make a report. I probably would have called the police anyway just to see if they would be interested in testing it in case this guy was a creep who had done something to someone. The cops are pretty bored around here anyway since the crime rate is so low, they probably would have been glad for something to do.


Zoney, you going and getting all serious on us is not attractive on you :angry:





:sexywink:
 
Re: a ver "conservative"/"right" statement from zoney!

zoney! said:


But it isn't really "random." You know?

And I think it is only bad in this light...

We must remember, this bodily fluid is also one-half of what is need to create "life." None of us would be here without it. :shrug:

I mean it's the worst bodily fluid of a stranger's to randomly find somewhere.
 
Re: Re: a ver "conservative"/"right" statement from zoney!

meegannie said:


I mean it's the worst bodily fluid of a stranger's to randomly find somewhere.

agreed ...

Of all the places I would expect to find bodily fluids, a magazine in a store rack, is not one of them.
 
It?s not that shocking, is it? After all, what did you expect of a man?

*just adding some oil*

:D :) :wave:

I?m just sorry for Karl. :hug:
 
When I was 16 I went into one of those porno shops that used to rule Times Square. There was a huge table with mags all over it, and a sign that read "Please use both hands when reading magazine." Get it? I wonder how many time it happened before they decided to put a sign up?
 
ah yes. perverts.

tonight at the library i had the um, pleasure, of tossing a man out who was enjoying himself just a little too much on an internet porn site. standing there explaining why he had to leave while the wet spot on his pants spread was truly something else. i was thinking of this thread the entire time.

infuckingcredible. :down:
 
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bonosgirl84 said:
ah yes. perverts.

tonight at the library i had the um, pleasure, of tossing a man out who was enjoying himself just a little too much on an internet porn site. standing there explaining why he had to leave while the wet spot on his pants spread was truly something else. i was thinking of this thread the entire time.

infuckingcredible. :down:


That is just wrong on a number of levels ...
 
I was doing some research once at the main branch of the Milwaukee Publc Library which is downtown.

I had a librarian tell me to be careful because there was some guy wandering around exposing himself to women in the library ... :angry:
 
MissVelvetDress_75 said:
:crack:
so when you find a person well enjoying themself while looking at porn online at the library, what do you do to the chair and the keyboard they were using?

I recommend a huge bonfire ...
 
bonosgirl84 said:
ah yes. perverts.

tonight at the library i had the um, pleasure, of tossing a man out who was enjoying himself just a little too much on an internet porn site. standing there explaining why he had to leave while the wet spot on his pants spread was truly something else. i was thinking of this thread the entire time.

infuckingcredible. :down:

Good thing we allow porn access at our public libraries.
 
nbcrusader said:


Good thing we allow porn access at our public libraries.

There are disadvantaged people out there without access to computers who have no other way to access porn other than through their public library.
 
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