Caught jerking off

[TheBrazilianFly]

I know a lot of men have been caught but I have NEVER heard of women that were caught amusing themselves.... weird.

 

[RosieHS]

I've been caught several times - see previous post.

Umm... sometimes I let myself be "caught".

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I jerk off every morning in the shower.

And then I say, "Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This is the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from here."

Great movie.

 

[Mullen4Prez]

You people disgust me

 

[DaveC]

90% of all people masturbate. The other 10% are liars.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

well put

 

[Mr. BAW]

Here's my $50... I'm out!

 

[Bonochick]

You were out before we got the check.

 

[Windmilllane]

Just make sure when you get caught, don't have any "stuff" on your ear. People might think it's hair gel..


"Is that hair gel?"

 

[Muggsy]

I know a lot of men have been caught but I have NEVER heard of women that were caught amusing themselves.... weird.

cuz we are smarter .... ...

***OOoopppssss..... LOL... ***

 

[daafish]

Here's my $50... I'm out!

that was a good episode!

 

[DaveC]

Just make sure when you get caught, don't have any "stuff" on your ear. People might think it's hair gel..


"Is that hair gel?"

...your ear?

 

[cell]

Just make sure when you get caught, don't have any "stuff" on your ear. People might think it's hair gel..


"Is that hair gel?"

have you seen my baseball?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

frank and beans

 

[RosieHS]

 

[Catman]

I am master of my domain...

 

[all_i_want]

lord of the manor

 

[phanan]

Gotta love these types of threads...

 

[Sheltie]

How about this one... surprising your dad while he jerks off,, DAMN it,, I was about 13 when it happened, but there was no eye contact for atleast a day or so..

Oh gross!

 

[hiphop]

talk to me lover come and tell me what you taste
didn ´t your mama tell you life is too good to waste
didn ´t she tell you lovesexy is the glam of them all
if you can hang you can trip on it you surely won´t fall
no side effects, the feeling lasts forever
straight up it tastes good it makes you feel clever
you kiss your enemies like you know you should
then you jerk your body like a horny pony would
you jerk your body like a horny pony would
now won ´t you run and tell your mama bout that!

Prince, Alphabet Street

 

[Dr_Macphisto]

I have NEVER heard of women that were caught amusing themselves.... weird.

We need to get more stories from women in this thread. I find that more appealing than hearing about men's romps.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

We need to get more stories from women in this thread. I find that more appealing than hearing about men's romps.

Same here!

 

[lauren430]

I have

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

I have

So, it does happens with girls!! Tell us about it!

 

[Yahweh]

lol this is a funny thread...

 

[Pero]

Never been caught!!
Lucky man

 

[RosieHS]

It happens on average at least twice a day for me.
I guess you can say that I'm addicted.

"That's all I have to say about that."

Now you know the ugly truth...

 

[RosieHS]

Yikes! Did I just post that for the world to see!?!
Oh, my!

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

 

[Brianga26]

OH.. this is a funny ass thread.. Lauren.. shame on you... don't you know if you are going to grow hairy palms.. BAHAHA..

My dad had a saying "its my dick, I can wash it as fast as I want to"