Bathroom Door Misadventures

[Bonochick]

Wow...the mood has been so down lately...so how 'bout some funny "laugh at BC's expense" stories?? I know you love 'em!

So check it...

One time, we had the grand opening of Wal*Mart back home, and my best friend Kim and I were very excited, so we went to check it out. After spending some time in the toy section, Kim and I decided to go use the bathrooms. So we get to the ladies room, and we each take a stall. When I go to leave though, the door to my stall wouldn't open. I tend to get claustrophobic, so I was freaking out. Kim was just laughing cuz she thought I was kidding. So I keep jiggling the lock and banging against the door...and the whole damn stall door falls off (that is fucking loud, let me tell ya!). It was kinda funny, but I felt bad for breaking there door. However, I blame shoddy construction, since it was new and all.

Then there was this one time in high school when I went to use the bathroom before lunch. The stall door was a little warped apparently, and it got jammed and wouldn't open. I was trying to kick it, but it's a little hard cuz you don't have much room to manuever. I really didn't want to crawl under either cuz the floor was just nasty. So, I backed up as far as I could, and just took a quick run into the door. The door flew open.............and I barrelled into a bunch of upperclassmen, knocking everybody on the floor.

HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Laugh!!! It will make you feel better.

 

[bonosloveslave]

 

[TripThruUreWires]

thanks for the good hearty laugh BC!... 'tis very generous of you

 

[daisybean]

I have a one time in the bathroom story too

In kindergarten the door to the bathroom would sometimes get stuck and not open from the inside. I got trapped in there for what felt like an eternity, but prolley it was just a minute. I was pulling on the door and crying and the teacher got the door open for me....It was a very terrifying experience for a 5 year old.

 

[cell]

one time i got locked into the bathroom by a janitor. apparently he didnt bother to holler to see if anyone else was in there before locking the door

 

[Bonochick]

I have a fear of public restrooms now...not because of germs...but because I'm afraid I'll get locked in and stuck in there forever.

 

[u2loopy]

OMG!!! Too funny!

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

hahahaha!!!
Once I got stuck in one and I too did not want to crawl on the floor so I climbed over to the stall next to me lol
At the time someone was coming in and just stopped and was staring, and I said "just getting my excersize for the day, come on in!" and she turned around and left



I have a fear of getting locked in bathrooms at other ppls houses....whenever I go to someones house for the first time I just KNOW that I'll get stuck and they won't be able to hear my screams and I'll be stuck there forever.

 

[cell]

hahahaha!!!
Once I got stuck in one and I too did not want to crawl on the floor so I climbed over to the stall next to me lol
At the time someone was coming in and just stopped and was staring, and I said "just getting my excersize for the day, come on in!" and she turned around and left

Now thats funny!

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[Bonochick]

*remembers another one*

One time, my friend was in the next stall, and I kept reaching under to grab her foot. She got pissed off and tried to stand on the back of the toilet to....*thinks*...damn, I don't know what the hell she was gonna do, the sick peeker!!! Oh...anyway...her foot slipped on the flusher, and her foot fell in the toilet.

 

[Lilly]

Re: *remembers another one*

One time, my friend was in the next stall, and I kept reaching under to grab her foot. She got pissed off and tried to stand on the back of the toilet to....*thinks*...damn, I don't know what the hell she was gonna do, the sick peeker!!! Oh...anyway...her foot slipped on the flusher, and her foot fell in the toilet.

pissed off...literally?

 

[Stories for Boys]

mine's not that funny. i was at a friend's house, and i used their upstairs bathroom cause someone was in the downstairs one...anyway, they told me to not get stuck in there...but i did ...for a while...at least a couple minutes. it got to the point that i just sat down on the toilet seat and made a game plan. finally i busted out, and i walked downstairs, and everyone laughed at me cause they could, like, HEAR me struggling with the door/lock for all that time.....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Bonochick, your stories are hilarious. Legendary!

I really enjoyed reading everyone's stories, except for trying to hold in my laughter here at work. They just wouldn't understand.