A long long time ago desparate for cash I whored myself out medically speaking.

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

uranus is bigger than the moon.

 

[diamond]

let it be understood-
im ok w my ass these days
everything is ok
i have a rock hard ass like a diamond.

thank u
db3

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

The brand of my aluminum foil is "diamond".

 

[Screaming Flower]

lmfao

i can't believe i almost skipped this thread. ohmyfreaking cat i almost fell out of my chair. LMFAO!

*gives thread eight billion stars

 

[BAW]

The brand of my aluminum foil is "diamond".

I light my fireplace with "diamond" matches.

 

[ABEL]

uranus is bigger than the moon.

 

[diamond]

one of the nurses claimed i had a mild case of "noassitall".-
ive always had a skinny boney ass.
now that im 40 im glad its not too big or flabby.
last thing u want is a fellow that is loud, cocky, over- confident AND also a fat ass.
we cant have that

thank u
DB9

 

[joyfulgirl]

jesus mary & joseph, i have been away too long. this is the funniest damn thing i've read here EVER. I think i saw that commercial in a motel one time.



This rates up there with the story about my friend and the colonic gone awry....the tube fell out and shit went flying all over the doctor's office...literally...

We demand to see stills from the commercial!

 

[BAW]

jesus mary & joseph, i have been away too long. this is the funniest damn thing i've read here EVER. I think i saw that commercial in a motel one time.

that was my reaction too, along with mostly everyone else who read it...but "someone" apparently doesn't think so and gets all offended even thought "someone" chose to post this knowing full well what would happen

This rates up there with the story about my friend and the colonic gone awry....the tube fell out and shit went flying all over the doctor's office...literally...

ewwwwwww!

We demand to see stills from the commercial!

 

[joyfulgirl]

that was my reaction too, along with mostly everyone else who read it...but "someone" apparently doesn't think so and gets all offended even thought "someone" chose to post this knowing full well what would happen

"someone's" butt is just a little too tight now i guess



Diamond, you know we love you

 

[daisybean]

eeeewwww a colonic gone bad








This thread still makes me almost pee myself thou




We should have best thread awards....this would definately win

 

[diamond]

We demand to see stills from the commercial!

that tape, will never see the light of day

 

[ghetofabu]

what the hell is up with this thread?? I would not have thought it would have ever hit 100+.

 

[ABEL]

what the hell is up with this thread?? I would not have thought it would have ever hit 100+.

scary, aint it?

 

[BAW]

the thread that won't die

 

[nbcrusader]

the thread that won't die

It will last longer than Diamond's original pain.....

 

[BAW]

It will last longer than Diamond's original pain.....

we'll all make sure of that

 

[diamond]

bitchfaces...

 

[BAW]

bitchfaces...

okay, there you go with that offensive word again

add that to your apology list

 

[cell]

diamond, if your really 'upset' i can't believe you posted something so personal to begin with. it makes me wonder, did you expect for anyone NOT to laugh and make fun?

 

[diamond]

i will state the reasons for posting this confession later..
the reasons r not what many may have pre-concieved..


db9

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

i will state the reasons for posting this confession later..
the reasons r not what many may have pre-concieved..


db9

Ass Pain awareness?

 

[ABEL]

Ass Pain awareness?