Yo MOMMA

[waynetravis]

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

 

[redhotswami]

Yo Momma's so stupid she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

don't know if these have been posted..

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

 

[waynetravis]

^

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out of the third grade.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard take a left turn and Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a car and yelled "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama's so skinny, she could hang-glide on a Dorito.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[Mr. BAW]

Yo mama should watch your bedtime and where you're posting...

 

[Lila64]

She likes the Lemonade Stand, what can I say

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[JCOSTER]

If my 11 year old tells me one more yo mama....I'm gonna

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[JCOSTER]

Hey you....its not funny believe me!!!

Yo mama whats for dinna!

Yo mama can have....

Yo mama I want...

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

omg!! does she really do that?? i'm sooo sorry

 

[JCOSTER]

He....and yes he does like 100x a day!

but I love 'em.

 

[redhotswami]

Ya mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on

 

[daafish]

Yo momma's so fat that after having sex with her, you roll over twice and you're still on her.

Yo momma's so fat that she has to use a boomerang to put he belt on.

 

[waynetravis]

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

 

[redhotswami]

Yo mama so slutty havin sex with her is like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[Caroni]

OH!!!! poor mommas I respect them too much to post something nasty about them

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought the new iMac was a new cheese burger at McDonald's.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yo mama so slutty havin sex with her is like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.

Wow... I don't even have anything to say about that one...

 

[Babydoll]

Yo mama so skinny, she uses a tampon as a maxi-pad.

 

[waynetravis]

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

 

[redhotswami]

yo mama's so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself

 

[waynetravis]

Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family!

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

 

[major_panic]

Yo momma so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!

 

[waynetravis]

Yo momma so big she had sex with yo daddy and she swallowed him whole

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo Momma So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

 

[MrPryck2U]

Yo Mama is so fat that when we're gonna make love, I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

 

[waynetravis]

Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.