u2shamrock
Refugee
Yo mamma's so old, she was at Jesus's baby shower.
^^got from my friend last night
^^got from my friend last night
Yo MOMMA
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Molly Bloom
New Yorker
Got Philk? said:
i love that one
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RedRocksU2
Blue Crack Addict
Yo momma.... is so fat, she doesn't wear a Malcom X t-shirt in fear a helicopter will land on her.
trevster2k
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
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I am in Hawaii and can't read the whole thread so if this is already posted I apologize.
Yo momma is so fat that when she backs up, she goes BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP!
Yo momma is so fat that when she backs up, she goes BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP!
angelordevil
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
trevster2k said:
Yo momma is so envious that when she pours herself a bath she yells "EVEN FLOWWWWWWW!!!"
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
oh em gee i've never seen this thread before!!!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hi, and she gave me an ear infection.
Reggie Thee Dog
Blue Crack Addict
This is the greatest thread ever:
Yo mama's like a door knob....everybody gets a turn
Yo mama's like a door knob....everybody gets a turn
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
Yo mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
Yo mama is so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
Vincent Vega
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Yo Momma so old, Methusalem refused to marry her because she was too old for him.
Yo Momma so thin, I didn't see Yo Momma thread last year.
Yo Momma so thin, I didn't see Yo Momma thread last year.
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Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
Yo mama so fat, she has to ask....
tpsreports2424
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
damn!!
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Yo Momma so fat you need a GPS to get around her.
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
tpsreports2424 said:damn!!
You're out! you gotta yo mama!
AchtungBono
Refugee
Yo mama so skinny when she wears one earring her head falls to the side.
Yo mama so fat she needs the space shuttle to lift her up.
Yo mama so poor they found fossils in her purse.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy ALL the seats on a plane.
Yo mama so stupid she think a CD is a Cream Dessert.
Yo mama so fat her weight is higher than her IQ.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks IQ stands for I-Hop Queen.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Dairy Queen and Burger King are husband and wife.
Yo mama so poor the homeless give HER money.
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This thread KICKS ASS!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat she needs the space shuttle to lift her up.
Yo mama so poor they found fossils in her purse.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy ALL the seats on a plane.
Yo mama so stupid she think a CD is a Cream Dessert.
Yo mama so fat her weight is higher than her IQ.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks IQ stands for I-Hop Queen.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Dairy Queen and Burger King are husband and wife.
Yo mama so poor the homeless give HER money.
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This thread KICKS ASS!!!!!!!
waynetravis
Blue Crack Supplier
Yo mama's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
Yo mama's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.
Yo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
Yo mama's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.
Yo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!
waynetravis
Blue Crack Supplier
Yo Mamma is so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
Yo Mamma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo Mamma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo Mamma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo Mamma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
your mom goes to college
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RedRocksU2
Blue Crack Addict
majid23 said:
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
redhotswami said:
Vincent Vega
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Yo Momma's so fat, even Chuck Norris couldn't roundhouse kick her
redhotswami
Blue Crack Addict
UberBeaver said:
i need that shirt!
