Yo MOMMA

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama is so ugly, she doesn't even have Tom as a friend on her Myspace.

 

[Dismantled]

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[Carek1230]

Yo Mamas should be celebrating Christmas! Yo!

 

[Carek1230]

Yo! Momma says Merry Chirstmas to all!

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Yo mama is so ugly, she doesn't even have Tom as a friend on her Myspace.

I love it!

 

[Lila64]

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the f*ck?!?!"

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

[Carek1230]

You been watching that show on MTV? I bet you do. I bet you record it so you can re-use their jokes!

 

[MsGiggles]

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

 

[SunBloc]

Yo Momma is so stupid, everytime she blink, she get lost.

 

[RedRocksU2]

You been watching that show on MTV? I bet you do. I bet you record it so you can re-use their jokes!

Nope...never seen it.

 

[Thora]

Oh god this is hilarious!! Why have I not noticed it before?!

Yo mamma is so fat, she has her own zip code!

 

[LMP]

yo momma's so black, when she goes to night school she gets marked absent.

 

[SunBloc]

Thora, I just saw it today too!

Yo Momma so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she do

(not yours Thora! )

 

[RedRocksU2]

yo momma's so black, when she goes to night school she gets marked absent.

 

[Thora]

I know you're not talking about my mama SunBloc! 'Cuz if you wuz, I'd have to open a can of whup-ass!




Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

[catlhere]

Yo Momma is so fat, when she dances the band skips.

 

[MissMaCo]

Yo mama is so ugly, she doesn't even have Tom as a friend on her Myspace.

 

[Sly Stallone]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

This has to be the worst fucking joke i have ever heard/read call it whatever you want.

Holy crap,

 

[SunBloc]

Sly -- yo momma!!!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yo Momma smells so bad she used Secret (deodorant) and it told on her....

 

[LMP]

yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears run down her back.

 

[YBORCITY]

yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears run down her back.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she walks they can track her by the Richter Scale

 

[LMP]

yo momma's so fat, her blood-type is rocky road.

 

[SleepyDeadMan]

yo momma's house is so nasty that I had to wipe my feet going OUT of the house

 

[waynetravis]

yo momma's house is so nasty that I had to wipe my feet going OUT of the house

Yo momma so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lie on the couch FACE DOWN!

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius

 

[LMP]

yo momma's so stupid, she thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

 

[SunBloc]