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Old 12-14-2005, 12:21 AM   #21
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:22 AM   #22
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Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the she sits AROUND the house
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:23 AM   #23
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:23 AM   #24
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...i like the last one




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Old 12-14-2005, 12:25 AM   #25
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:25 AM   #26
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:26 AM   #27
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Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:27 AM   #28
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.



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Old 12-14-2005, 12:28 AM   #29
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Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:46 AM   #30
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Yo momma likes it rough dot com. 'Nough said.
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:04 AM   #31
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Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:31 PM   #32
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(thanks! I needed that laff today)
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:36 PM   #33
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heres another laugh
my mohawk got stuck in my pillow case when i woke up this morning.
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:44 PM   #34
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:05 PM   #35
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I know I started a thread just like this in IO....
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:12 PM   #36
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Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red shirt, the kids come running yelling KOOL-AID!!!!
For some reason, that is the best. I don't know why I like it so much

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Old 12-14-2005, 09:22 PM   #37
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Yo momma is so poor she uses ice cubes as air conditioning.
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:34 PM   #38
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Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles the traffic slows down.
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Old 12-15-2005, 09:12 AM   #39
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:18 AM   #40
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Yo mamma's sooooooooo dumb that when God said let there be light...she flipped the switch!

Yo momma's so fat that when she get cut, she bleeds gravy!


This whole thread brought me back to the good old days of In Living Color
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