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Old 02-25-2008, 06:28 AM   #101
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5 fucking staff away today. and the receptionist.





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Old 02-25-2008, 08:35 PM   #102
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E-mail was down for not one but TWO days this week. TWO DAYS. How am I to get any work done when I can't e-mail people to tell them I'm not going to their meeting? Any work done?
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Old 08-22-2008, 09:55 AM   #103
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I normally get to work around 9am. Maybe 9:15am. I don't leave at any particular time as I don't punch a clock. I drift out of here between 5:30 and 10, depending. What's my point? I don't mind working late. What's my other point? I don't like coming in early.

So, what happened today? Well, at my apartment building, they are re-paving our parking lot, so I had to park on the fucking street. The STREET! Danger Danger Danger. and, the spot I found last night, after looking for 15 minutes, was a metered spot, meaning, starting at 8am, the meter needed to be fed. That meant that I was going to have to leave for work at 8. EIGHT! I got to work at like 8:20am and my entire body is thrown for a loop. My brain is like, "wha?" and my body is like "huh?" and everyone around me looks like someone I want to fire, or get fired by their boss, unless I get their boss fired. Come on!

And we're all supposed to go out after work to say "goodbye" to Summer. I'll be asleep in my office, everyone, come wake me if you're still employed here by day's end!

My life is difficult.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:03 AM   #104
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jesus man... that's fucking rough...

how long has Summer been with the company?
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:07 AM   #105
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jesus man... that's fucking rough...

how long has Summer been with the company?
Too fucking long.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:07 AM   #106
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Oh, and we're out of envelopes. Like I'm gonna order some for the entire network. Come on!
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did you get her a cake?
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:11 AM   #108
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We hired a new guy the other day, and his name is Brent Austin. You know, that's all fine and good, but he's suddenly signing all his e-mails, "Brent Austin II." What the fuck? Do I honestly want to know your whole family history? Do you think I give a rat's ass about what your father's name was? I don't know the man. I barely fucking know you. Who gives a shit that you're not the first Brent Austin in your family? And how the fuck am I expected to concentrate when this kind of rage has been lit underneath me? It's a fucking warzone out there.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:14 AM   #109
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I don't sign anything anymore... I just got a big rubber stamp, it's perfect for pointless documents and birthday cards...
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:34 AM   #110
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Is Summer hot? <--- see that? eh?

I took today off because the stress was getting to me. People calling me on the phone, asking me questions, sending me emails about shit. And then they expect me to respond. I have to listen to your bullshit and then come up with a solution to it to? Fuck you. I got me own job to do. It involves numbers. Or some shit. Like 9.
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:35 AM   #111
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my favourite is 5
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:40 AM   #112
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5 almost got me fired. Fuck 5. Technically it as .5, but whatever. All those 5s look the same to me.
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:43 AM   #113
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My favorite # is 
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NSW, maybe you should quit your job and finally pursue your life-long dream of becoming a world famous rock star.

Right now my band is trying to get off the ground but we need a bass player. Do you play the bass?
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:55 AM   #115
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I had to walk from one building to another in sweltering heat and started sweating profusely. Um, hello I went to college so I didn't have to sweat at work like most slobs out there.
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I had to walk from one building to another in sweltering heat and started sweating profusely. Um, hello I went to college so I didn't have to sweat at work like most slobs out there.
You're not used to that from your beet farm?
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:00 PM   #117
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Why is it that these alters always have terrible avatars?
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:00 PM   #118
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Why is it that these alters always have terrible avatars?
Yeah, Dwight Schrute. What the fuck?
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I had to walk from one building to another in sweltering heat and started sweating profusely. Um, hello I went to college so I didn't have to sweat at work like most slobs out there.
And this is why I laugh at America. Ha! See? I just laughed. At America.
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And this is why I laugh at America. Ha! See? I just laughed. At America.
Now there's an alter with a decent, regularly sized avatar. Good work, PFan.
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