We need some new Holidays...

[angelordevil]

Are we allowed to maim the drivers, too?

"MAME: Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator "

Maiming might actually be less painful.

 

[No spoken words]

"MAME: Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator "

Maiming might actually be less painful.

Yikes, you might be right.

Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator could be a cool band name, though.

 

[UberBeaver]

I say we make tomorrow Crazy Train Day. What you would do is find the nuttiest person you know, or hire a private detective to track them down, and put them on a train, preferably run by the Australian Transit Authority, and derail that son of a bitch. While it's being derailed, the titular Ozzy Osbourne song would be played. It's a win-win, guys.

I see no flaws in this plan. None. It is as perfect a plan as can be.

 

[LMP]

I see no flaws in this plan. None. It is as perfect a plan as can be.

I'm glad we see eye-to-eye on this, Beav. Of course, this means I'm making you the main conductor.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm glad we see eye-to-eye on this, Beav. Of course, this means I'm making you the main conductor.

No, actually, he'd be more of a passenger, really. Trust me.

 

[UberBeaver]

Either works for me. How about this - we put several crazies on the same train, no conductor at all. Let them fight it out to see who drives the train.

 

[No spoken words]

Either works for me. How about this - we put several crazies on the same train, no conductor at all. Let them fight it out to see who drives the train.

I can get behind this idea.

 

[LMP]

Either works for me. How about this - we put several crazies on the same train, no conductor at all. Let them fight it out to see who drives the train.

They would have to form a barrier between them and the snakes. Yes, there will be motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking TRAIN. Hah, see what I did there?

 

[UberBeaver]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "TRAIN" RHYMES WITH "PLANE"! And they are both used for transport! TOO FUNNY! OMG!!!!

I say after the 5th crazy is down, and we're getting to the cream of the crop, that would be a good time to release the snakes. Too soon?

 

[angelordevil]

Yikes, you might be right.

Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator could be a cool band name, though.

I'm picturing them now, in their silvery, metallic-looking suits. The new Devo.

...National Squirrel Day. Those guys are great, and highly under-appreciated for their resourcefulness.

 

[LMP]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "TRAIN" RHYMES WITH "PLANE"! And they are both used for transport! TOO FUNNY! OMG!!!!

I say after the 5th crazy is down, and we're getting to the cream of the crop, that would be a good time to release the snakes. Too soon?

Eh... eh... 5th is fine, I guess. As long as they attack the passengers in increasingly gory and borderline hilarious ways. And with Snake Vision.

We also need to let them know that it is Ceti Alpha V. That has absolutely no bearing on anything, but they need to fucking know that.

 

[Night & Day]

Whew! I made it through the day.

How about World Soup Day? We would all eat nothing but that all day, in recognition of its vast nutrients and flavour. Soup is also highly symbolic...every bowl is different and unique. Each of us would be linked by a rich tapestry of liquid, taste, and colour...if only for a day.

Approved.
Approved.
Approved.

(I had soup for brekky this morning.)

 

[Night & Day]

Either works for me. How about this - we put several crazies on the same train, no conductor at all. Let them fight it out to see who drives the train.

Approved.
Is there a day you would perfer?
It's an open calander.

 

[LMP]

Tomorrow. It has to be tomorrow.

 

[No spoken words]

I like life.

 

[UberBeaver]

Tomorrow. It has to be tomorrow.

It's always tomorrow. That way we and the crazies always have something to look forward to.

 

[Night & Day]

Done.

 

[Angela Harlem]

So you think it's ok to have an 8 year old kill an enemy? Maybe this all starts at age 16 or something? I'm totally down with the no technology thing, as I said, but, just not sure this whole murder an enemy thing is cool for kids.

Spoken more like a Canadian than an American.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I say we make tomorrow Crazy Train Day. What you would do is find the nuttiest person you know, or hire a private detective to track them down, and put them on a train, preferably run by the Australian Transit Authority, and derail that son of a bitch. While it's being derailed, the titular Ozzy Osbourne song would be played. It's a win-win, guys.

In short, make Axver king for a day?

 

[phillyfan26]

Crazy Train Day has been approved. This pleases me.

 

[BoMac]

Thank you Mac-n-Cheese for getting this back on track.

Uh...you're welcome.

Yeah, thanks Mac-n-Cheese! Just say "Cheese!" everyone!! YAY!!!!

Yay!



We should all get the day off on this holiday:

Welcome to Steak And BJ!!! - Home

 

[Night & Day]

Crazy Train Day has been approved. This pleases me.

I don't recall haven given you any authoritay!!!

:VETO:

 

[No spoken words]

In short, make Axver king for a day?

No, not exactly. It transcends that.

 

[phillyfan26]

Approved.
Is there a day you would perfer?
It's an open calander.

Crazy Train Day has been approved. This pleases me.

I don't recall haven given you any authoritay!!!

:VETO:

So, you are stripping yourself of authority because you don't want me to be correct? This holiday shit is whack.

 

[Night & Day]

EDIT:

I just re-read the page, and saw that I indeed did approve, yet I mistakenly thought you approved.

I am sorry.
I was unsuccessful at my attempt at humor.




How about a National Forgive Day?

 

[Angela Harlem]

How about a National Forgive Day?

You mean like a national Sorry Day? I have it on good authority that they don't do much.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Everyday is a holiday in my world.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Or how about National GAF Gets To Make Out With Anyone He Wants To Day.

The rules would be I get to make out with anyone I want to.

 

[Night & Day]

You mean like a national Sorry Day? I have it on good authority that they don't do much.

 

[Angela Harlem]

If you had a PM/President who actually wanted it, it might be different!