This is the official Lemonade Stand 'Me' thread

[Kieran McConville]

This is where you talk about me. Let's talk about me, and what makes me tick, my dreams, my thoughts, my nuances.

But enough about me; what do you think about me?

 

[Hewson]

You are something.

 

[Kieran McConville]

That's... you forgot to say 'some one', but ok.

 

[corianderstem]

No.

 

[Axver]

I'd prefer this thread to be about me.

 

[MsPurrl]

Sorry; I'm busy.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Thanks guys, thanks for nothing.

I'm picturing myself as a sad circus clown. Put pepper in my coffee, I pretend to drink.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I think you're beautiful and wonderful.

Have you ever put ink in your coffee?

 

[Kieran McConville]

No, but I have put ink in yours.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

i have an incredible Halloween story i want to share, okay maybe it's not incredible, but the shame of it is i don't think i will actually have time to share it.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Did you kill someone?

I totally forgot all about this thread, and that it's completely about me.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Well then, let it be about you!

I will keep my 'kill list' on ice for now so as not to embarrass you.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Kill the pig
drink its blood
stick it in

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

No need to kill it. They say the pig lives inside of man, who is a glutton for punishment.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Man bear pig lives inside me, gluttinously punishing me from the inside.

My whole existence is flawed.

 

[Kieran McConville]

thinking of starting a 'WHO are you doing pt#1' thread.

i'm doing Man Bear Pig.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Flee Man Bear Pig!
Taste The Horror!
Man Bear Pig Has A Crush On You!

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

The pig salivates in it's own blood
in less than two minutes it will drown
Not before it will make a kill
Your fear is noted
as the pool gathers below
the smell is of fresh
what lions dream
their efforts for the pride
acrobatics
feed the baby, but first the king
royalty in blue for gold
the mane of our emperor
a roar from the highest hill
babies fight for scraps
and they take the hits
over the valley a watchful eye beholds
beyond the trees where the givers are out of sight
kids play with spirits in the devils delight
darkness out of sight
a moon disappears
before the fires grow
and the seed unto the wind
begin to glow

 

[MsPurrl]

I love you, Mrs. Garrison!

 

[Kieran McConville]

america
fuck yeah
coming to save
the motherfucking day yeah

 

[coolian2]

I'd prefer this thread to be about me.