THE MOST SMASHED POST EVER?

[BAW]

Add me to the cranky/old/lame category, but what happened to the days of drunk posting and actually being embarrased about it the next day, hoping it would all just go away?






k...back to my rocking chair and knitting needles

[GirlsAloudFan]

The drunk posting "wbfuewbavbewbvpaewa" massive-typos thing is stupid.

I'm more drunk right now than the original poster has ever been in his entire life and I can guarantee you that there are no typos in this sentence.

Or this one.

There probably aren't any typos in the sentence I'm typing right now, either.

[corianderstem]

There aren't any. I'm very proud of you, my young friend.

[zuropa_fit]

Originally Posted by corianderstem

Aren't you a little old for the whole "OMG I was sooooooooooooooo drunk last night" thing?

Call me old, cranky, and/or lame ( ), but I don't get the whole drunk posting thing. Yeah, it happens. Sometimes it's funny when it happens.

But now it's like a big trend or something. Nothing against people who do it, because hey, I like to drink too, but I don't want to read about it. You like it? Great, good for you.

Different strokes for different folks and all.

It would be sorta funny if Cori was drunk when writing this. Just a thought.

[Sicy]

Drunk posting is silly and usually over exaggerated. I guess I'm in the old crabby folks category.

[Mrs. Garrison]

What? Back in the day, i was the king of drunk posting.






<-----but not anymore

[gvox]

What you guys dont understand is that I wouldn't do this for attention or to join some faddish 'posting while drunk' thing. Many times I drink and post in the temple bar, y'all know that. Plus, there were entire paragraphs, with what appears to be some sort actual rhyme or reason happening.

This was something way crazier. I actually missed all of yesterday. It was a bit embarrassing talking to people today about Friday plans while still thinking it was Thursday.

The only reason I thought this was funny was because I saw it in a quote and thought someone deliberately fucked with what I originally wrote. Then I read what I originally wrote.

[joyfulgirl]

Maybe you shouldn't drink?

[coolian2]

Getting drunk for the sake of posting drunk is pretty sad.

Getting drunk and posting drunk with the two not being connected is fine.

[coolian2]

Originally Posted by corianderstem

And now that my opinion has been put out into the world, I think the world is a better place.

You know what I like about you the most? Your modesty.

[WildHoneyAlways]

Originally Posted by corianderstem

There aren't any. I'm very proud of you, my young friend.

Look at that English BA in action!

[Dalton]

Originally Posted by Sicy

Drunk posting is silly and usually over exaggerated. I guess I'm in the old crabby folks category.

No kidding. I rarely post on here when I am not drinking.

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Originally Posted by Carek1230

Drunk dialing is funnier!

forget drunk dialing... drunk texting is much easier and can create so many more issues.

[Moser]

Originally Posted by gvox

Guys, I think I broke a new record for the single most ridiculously drunk/high/whatever post anyone has ever posted. Here's how ridiculous it is, I HONESTLY SWEAR ON MY LIFE DO NOT recall a. being on line then b. being concious then and c. typing any posts on interference.

Seriously, this is a fucking hoot. I should get an award or something:

U2 Feedback - View Single Post - The Temple Bar.....Let's point and laugh at BoMac's illiteracy....MUYFA!


I woke up at 4 PM yesterday.

That's pretty fucking scary.

Why the hell are you on the Internet (better yet Interference?) when drunk?

[No spoken words]

Originally Posted by coolian2

You know what I like about you the most? Your modesty.

You know what I like about you the most? Your absence.

[LemonMelon]

Originally Posted by coolian2

Getting drunk for the sake of posting drunk is pretty sad.

Getting drunk and posting drunk with the two not being connected is fine.

Indeed. But it's still not exactly something to be proud of. Honestly, if Gabe was truly embarrassed by his post, wouldn't he avoid pointing it out to the entire forum? Unless he's a glutton for punishment, of course, which is a very strong possibility.

[coolian2]

Originally Posted by LemonMelon

Indeed. But it's still not exactly something to be proud of. Honestly, if Gabe was truly embarrassed by his post, wouldn't he avoid pointing it out to the entire forum? Unless he's a glutton for punishment, of course, which is a very strong possibility.

You're right on all counts.

[coolian2]

Originally Posted by No spoken words

You know what I like about you the most? Your absence.

Right back at you.

[Dalton]

Ian, my dick is in your ear.

[gvox]

Guys,

I'm not embarrassed in the least bit. I didn't light into anyone or insult anyone or say anything about anyone that I wish I hadn't. I'm finding it funny that I could actually be so smashed that I could turn on my computer, navigate into here and post the insanity I did. And not remember a single thing of it. I didn't post for the sake of posting drunk, I was so drunk that I did something random. Like post gibberish. I could have ran out in the street covered in shaving creme, and you know what? That would have been equally fucking hilarous.

It's not embarrassing, attention-seeking, or gluttony for punishment, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. And I'm laughing at MYSELF. So of course I don't care if everyone else knows or if I pointed it out, IT'S FUNNY!

Guess not too many people can't laugh at themselves when they do something incredibly funny.