I think this forum should be renamed 'Lemonade Man'

[Kieran McConville]

I of course, am the lemonade man in question. Here, have some lemonade. Don't worry about how I made it, just put those cares where they belong, up your ass, and drink. Nice.

Sweet.

It's my Lemonade stand, and i'm the lemonade man. I just whistle a good old tune and keep pumping that lemonade from you don't need to know where.

 

[cobl04]

I agree.

 

[Kieran McConville]

As I was just saying on another board, 'share if you agree'!

Or, stare if you agree, either will do.

 

[iron yuppie]

You should make the title gender-neutral.

"Lemonade Person" or "Human Purveyor of Lemonade."

 

[martha]

Person of/with Lemonade

Put the person first.

 

[DaveC]

say, what's in this lemonade? i feel strange.

 

[kabigon]

I've been busy protecting the other place
So come on, baby, lemonade on my face

 

[u2popmofo]

Ze / Zir Lemonade

 

[Axver]

Fuck the lemonade man, where's the gravy man.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Person of lemonade... doesn't really have the same ring to it, does it.


I'm like the candyman in that old Sammy Davis Jnr song, only for lemonade.

 

[Kieran McConville]

the gravy man got run over by the gravy train.

 

[martha]

I like things that are satisfying AND delicious.

 

[kabigon]

Who's gonna make your wild gravy

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I think Kieran is cute

 

[Kieran McConville]

Who can make the world scream
the lemonade man can
smother it with screams
the lemonade man can

 

[Kieran McConville]

straw poll: who thinks I should rejoin the forum as Gene Parmesan?





yeah, go back to zero post count, I don't think so.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Can we please merge this with other Kieran threads?

This forum is out of control, lets bring back some sense of order, guys

 

[Kieran McConville]

How about I merge your face with your ass?

 

[kabigon]

no need to merge, sicy

 

[Kieran McConville]

Diemen was about the only one still micromanaging me and I think even he has about hung up his coat. Not much point is there, given the complete lack of activity here.