I had a dream last night!

[Cactus Annie]

Well actually this was my mum's. She told me about it this morning. Yes I did have a dream last night but it wasn't as interesting as my mum's. Plus unlike her's it wasn't U2 related.

Yes, in her dream last night she told me that Bono came to visit us. He had been drinking and for some reason he was with that wretched character from EastEnders Ian Beale, AKA Adam Woodyat,t aka he may not be a useless oaf in real life but Ian Beale certainly is. Why don't they just kill him off?


Anyway, as I said Bono had come around to our flat, he had been drinking and he had brought EasEnders Ian Beale with him. Then according to my mum, he proceeded to do a massive turd in our toilet. In fact mum said it was so large that reached from the bottom of the toilet bowl u-bend all the way and over the lid of the seat! Then to cap things off he consequently vomited all over the bathroom floor. I made my excuses and said I was going out "But Bono's here" mum cried. I suppose this incident would put me off someone for life. I think the worst thing Bono done was to bring Ian Beale along with him. I mean, how could he?

What are your thoughts?

 

[Irvine511]

 

[corianderstem]

I think this thread brings a new and welcome course of discussion to FYM.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

#winning

 

[lazarus]

So would this be filed under Fan Scat Fiction?

 

[u2popmofo]

This sounds like far more of a nightmare than a dream.

 

[deep]

edit
and go into the greeting card business.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Depends what tickles your fancy, Mofo

 

[lazarus]

Is Boner's colon okay??

 

[ryancoke71]

wtf?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i don't even....

 

[lazarus]

YouTube - Susan Boyle- I dreamed a dream lyrics (CD Album)

 

[cobl04]

When I get really drunk, I say "I'm cactus" or "I was cactus last night."

True story.

 

[lazarus]

Appropriate, considering all your friends probably think you're a bit of a prick anyway.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Ba dum chh

 

[cobl04]

not when i roll with the Braves cap!

Spoiler

i did have a slight lol

 

[daygloeyes2]

wat

 

[Sicy]

Ba dum chh

 

[MsPurrl]

Well actually this was my mum's. She told me about it this morning. Yes I did have a dream last night but it wasn't as interesting as my mum's. Plus unlike her's it wasn't U2 related.

Yes, in her dream last night she told me that Bono came to visit us. He had been drinking and for some reason he was with that wretched character from EastEnders Ian Beale, AKA Adam Woodyat,t aka he may not be a useless oaf in real life but Ian Beale certainly is. Why don't they just kill him off?


Anyway, as I said Bono had come around to our flat, he had been drinking and he had brought EasEnders Ian Beale with him. Then according to my mum, he proceeded to do a massive turd in our toilet. In fact mum said it was so large that reached from the bottom of the toilet bowl u-bend all the way and over the lid of the seat! Then to cap things off he consequently vomited all over the bathroom floor. I made my excuses and said I was going out "But Bono's here" mum cried. I suppose this incident would put me off someone for life. I think the worst thing Bono done was to bring Ian Beale along with him. I mean, how could he?

What are your thoughts?

What was your mum eating and/or drinking before she went to sleep??

 

[Jive Turkey]

Or more importantly, what was Bono eating?

 

[lazarus]

what wasn't Bono eating?

fixed.

 

[ryancoke71]

Or more importantly, what was Bono eating?

 

[Cactus Annie]

Or more importantly, what was Bono eating?

We think it may have something to do with the medication she's on. Before she goes to bed she takes a dose of corticosteroid nasal spray because of a temporary lose in taste and smell. She says since she's been on she's been having weird dreams. Thursday night she dreamt that the TV presenter Vernon Kay was pursuing her.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I had a dream last night, too.

 

[kafrun]

I had a dream, as well. Btw, I love that ^ av!

 

[A stor]

This sounds like far more of a nightmare than a dream.

I agree. Annie, does your mom take meds? Some meds can cause vivid dreams or even nightmares.

 

[Cactus Annie]

I think it's the corticosteroids that she's been taking recently

 

[A stor]

Probably. There are many meds that can cause nightmares or vivid dreams.

 

[The Sad Punk]

We think it may have something to do with the medication she's on. Before she goes to bed she takes a dose of corticosteroid nasal spray because of a temporary lose in taste and smell. She says since she's been on she's been having weird dreams. Thursday night she dreamt that the TV presenter Vernon Kay was pursuing her.

I had the same dream last night!