I got a pet pangolin, guys

[Kieran McConville]

when people ask - and they do ask - I tell them it's a stegosaurus.

it mainly eats insects, but sometimes also bits of people.

 

[DaveC]

pics or gtfo.

 

[Rachel D.]

Isn’t that illegal?

 

[Kieran McConville]

yes, it is. extremely illegal.

 

[Kieran McConville]

 

[Kieran McConville]

for a sense of scale, I am one of the motes of dust lying around the pangolin's hoof.

my pet pangolin is bigger than anything in its way.

 

[cobl04]

 

[Kieran McConville]

i'm sorry, is this the room for arguments?

 

[Kieran McConville]

 

[cobl04]

Fuck, I need to watch Flying Circus again.

 

[Axver]

for a sense of scale, I am one of the motes of dust lying around the pangolin's hoof.

my pet pangolin is bigger than anything in its way.

Is your pet pangolin all that we have left?

 

[kabigon]

Big Pangolins Are Best

 

[Kieran McConville]

They are best, and yes, yes it is all that I have left.

 

[Kieran McConville]

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[Axver]

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[Kieran McConville]

My pet pangolin is also my vizier, and so on occasion does have to present some bad news of the prisoners-escaped variety.

 

[Kieran McConville]

My lord and sultan... Malcolm Ieuan Roberts: The Living Soul... well, he's,... well, escaped.

 

[Axver]

Did he leave behind a heavily stamped missive in red ink accusing you and your pangolin of being agents of the British Crown?

 

[Kieran McConville]

There was mention of the Crown, the Reptilian Bilderberg Group and the Rothschilds and maybe Owl Grove... it tends to ramble a bit.