Happy birthday, son.

[Lance's Mom]

I have to work all night, but we can go to the Long John Silver's this afternoon to celebrate.

 

[lazarus]

Yeah, what's one more long john in a crowded schedule?

 

[LemonMelon]

I wanted to buy you something, probably a DVD, but I have no idea what portion of the Tokyo underworld to locate something you would like.

 

[PhilsFan]

Lance's Mom intentionally misunderstood what "birthday sex" means.

 

[Imperor]

I hope your birthday was a sensual journey for the ages, Lancelot.

 

[Jive Turkey]

To think, it was 22 years ago today that you were prematurely plunged from your mother's sopping womb by some unsuspecting john. How time flies