Hangin' At The M-Crib

[Bad Ronnie]

Howdy Doody boys and girls, it's your old buddy Uncle Ronnie!!!!

ARE YOU SITTTTING COMFORTABLLY!!!!

Good, then I'll beginn.

Ladies and germs, it is now time for you to assume the position and do the goshdarn RONALD!!!

You've been neglecting this for many years, but I'm back now, to save the universe, and your souls!!!! UNCLE RONNIE has fresh GROUND MEETS and the DONOR KEBABS are simply finger fucking good... but you don't get any UNLESS YOU DO THE FUCKING RONALD!!!!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Hewson]

 

[Hewson]

 

[Kieran McConville]

It's strange how Bad Ronnie just woke up, Rip Van Winkle-like, after eleven or twelve years and started demanding that everyone do the fucking Ronald.

Maybe he was in cryo.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bad Ronnie Dead At 101 After Overdosing On Pukka Pink Purple Puree Treat

Sources Say McDonalds Founder Died 'As He Would Have Wanted'

 

[Hewson]

 

[Kieran McConville]

In his will, Bad Ronnie, 101, left instructions for everyone to do the goddamn Ronald.

There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don't do it here

 

[Hewson]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bad Ronnie Has A Leotard That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow