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[purpleoscar]

Now for a look at something to eat.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Rednecks.

I hope the Mexican people are ok.

 

[purpleoscar]

KFP "Krispy Food Point". I guess you can avoid lawsuits that way.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Shanghai Is Trying to Untangle the Mangled English of Chinglish - NYTimes.com

 

[purpleoscar]

I secretly hope they don't fix it because it's too much fun.

 

[nielsgov]

This thread is really awesome. Always makes my day.

 

[theedgeu2]

Unbelievable! This is not butter.

 

[ShipOfFools]

Shrimp flavored crack.

 

[bono_212]

Shanghai Is Trying to Untangle the Mangled English of Chinglish - NYTimes.com

Thanks for that, great read .

 

[purpleoscar]

Proctology books on sale:

Is that Tom Cruise circa Top Gun on vacation?

Don't know what to say about this.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

China still have the death penalty, right?

 

[nielsgov]

Clearly they're doing it secretly in toilets.

 

[purpleoscar]

First we have a "hard off" now a "hard on".

Again, what can I say?

This is a very bloody game

Oh my favorite movie:

Another classic movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqKiuBq-xU

 

[Vlad n U 2]

First we have a "hard off" now a "hard on".

Again, what can I say?

Oh god.

Oh my favorite movie:

Another classic movie

And again ... It's so good I don't even have anything to make fun of it.

 

[purpleoscar]

The Atheist DVD player

You have to hold it in here.

 

[purpleoscar]

Dangerous Park

Are the tsunamis okay?

That bodyguard should sue!

If you have too much pep...

 

[Purplereign]

this place never fails to make me happy . . . there is so much silly goodness here I hardly know where to begin . . . and thanks purpleoscar for always finding some absolute gems

 

[purpleoscar]

I know there are so many.

 

[purpleoscar]

Does hummingbird taste good?

No to poo?

Weird fashion statement.

Where has that been?

 

[purpleoscar]

Oh this is helpful.

Ouch my teeth!

It wasn't me, it was the trigger!

Just in case you have a fresh cat you want for dinner on the go.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Ah, can never get enough of these.

 

[Purplereign]

^ what he said

I this thread

 

[purpleoscar]

At least the ginger and beer makes it better

Some insulting menus

Hotel for Baltic female dogs?

No ragamuffins, drunkards, or psychotics allowed.

Going to the bathroom is better than vacation

Sounds like an entertaining school

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Baltic Bitch Hotel.



That could be the very best.

 

[Purplereign]

Hotel for Baltic female dogs?

< . . . is thinking that mayhaps Bono has found some new lyrics for One

 

[purpleoscar]

A maxim to lift your spirits

Maybe we'll find Osama in a menu somewhere.

I wonder how much I can sell my used ones for?

 

[Purplereign]

I wonder how much I can sell my used ones for?

. . . . . .

 

[purpleoscar]

More strange restaurants and menus

Mixed messages

 

[mad1]

My Dung

 

[purpleoscar]

This would be a popular restaurant

No wonder it doesn't work

Revenge is a dish best served "hot"

No rain please.

One track mind

Oh that's a good price