All of Kieran McConville's 'stories' HERE

[Jive Turkey]

Angela, please stick to the format. Thank you

 

[MsPurrl]

bird seed

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

1. 12 packs of Marlboro Red cigarettes
(Affixed 4 to Alan Jamison's lip)
2. Box of matches
3. Cough medicine
4. Pumpkin

 

[Earnie Shavers]

One (1) Coffee
Two (2) London-Berlin flights
In 15-20mins…
One (1) Steak and chips
Two (2) Beers

 

[Angela Harlem]

Angela, please stick to the format. Thank you

Sorry about that, guys Momentary lapse of common sense.

I forgot:
400gm (approx.) minute steak

 

[Alan Jamison]

Excellent, GirlsAloudFan, Excellent!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, guys.

Guys.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Kieran, old chap! It's been months since we've talked!

 

[Zoomerang96]

'ello love!

 

[Zoots]

What did you buy today, guys?

Great! This can be moved into the Out Of Control forum now!

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[impy13]

How is a thread listing things lumped into a thread of stories? They're two different things! They deserve two different threads!

 

[Kieran McConville]

impy, don't question. just don't.

merely get on with the business of listing things.

guys, guys, i bought stuff today, guys.

guys.

 

[impy13]

What'd you buy?

I bought:

(1) egg
(4) brown eggs
(5) eggs of varying color

 

[Kieran McConville]

1 box of tissues
2 boxes of shampoo
and a partidge in a pear tree

 

[Kieran McConville]

U2's Claw to Inexplicably Cure World Hunger

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

why is the world hungry?

Is it the claw that tears open the flesh of other worlds, ripping them apart and feasting on their insides while sucking the life out of them like a bad setlist or an over-hyped commercial song played twice?

i just don't get it...

Spoiler

if you want to get it right, dont stick it all in at once, work it slowly and you'll own the suprise

+ = :sexyspit:

 

[Kieran McConville]

The claw is the hand that feeds, mrs garrison.

feeds the world.

it also feels the world, if you know what i mean.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

1/2 of a banana
3/4 of a lemon
1 2/5 of Diet Pepsi

 

[financeguy]

Today I purchased the following items:

(1) A two-button single-breasted chalk-striped wool-flannel suit by Paul Smith, a striped cotton shirt by Charvet with a red silk pocket square, also by Charvet.

(2) A blue tie with elephants on it, by salvatore ferragamo

(3) Clear prescription spectacles, with frames by Calvin Klein

(4) A 1989 white Porsche 911 Carrera convertible with the 'turbo-look' body styling (ordered over Ebay, currently arranging shipping from New York)

(5) 3,000 printed card invitations to the inaugural "Let's fuck the recession together" Ball (formal dress preferred) (ordered, to be delivered next week)

(6) 2,000 business cards with text in embossed lettering and printed on premium linen paper (ordered, to be delivered next week)

(7) Vinyl copy (used) of Whitney Houston's greatest hits

 

[Kieran McConville]

wow, living it up there mrs financeguy!

 

[Zoots]

1 penis enlarger

heyyy how did that get here? that's not mine, baby!

 

[financeguy]

wow, living it up there mrs financeguy!

Cool it with the homophobic comments, Halberstam.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

YouTube - Girl Interrupted - Barking Crazy People

 

[Kieran McConville]

hey gang, wish entropygril21 a fucking happy birthday like i started the thread for, (downpage)!

You remember her, right? Sure you do! She's that one who joined in 2008.

 

[Jive Turkey]

lol i didnt even know it wasnt a real person. I nearly pissed myself when i read Sicy's post

 

[Zoots]

Damn I wanted to do that trick of the fake happy birthday thread! Kieran stole it. It stole it, my precioussssssssssss!

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

YouTube - South Park - Suck my balls Mr Garrison

 

[financeguy]

YouTube - PS22 Chorus "EVERYBODY'S CHANGING" Keane

 

[JessicaAnn]

Hello darlings.

*kisses*