A little apology to all the ladies and gents out there tonight

[Kieran McConville]

Now I know some of you were a little upset with a slightly off colour bit of humour in my performance the other night, and I wouldn't be the kind of guy I am if I didn't try to make it up to you. Jed, the manager here, he told me all about it.

So I'm very sorry if I offended any of you the other night, and so now, ladies and gents, to make it up to you, I'm going to piss on you.

 

[mad1]

gee thanks, but, I have plenty of shower stuff for now Keiran.

come piss on me in a month, okay?

 

[DaveC]

I'm going to piss on you.

YouTube - Dave Chappelle - Piss on You

 

[Zoots]

Kieran, I think the question on everyone's minds is... have you headbanged to NLOTH yet???

 

[Alan Jamison]

Piss off back where u come from!

 

[mad1]

hi Alan, why did you look gobsmacked son?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Kieran, I think the question on everyone's minds is... have you headbanged to NLOTH yet???

No. In fact, I haven't even listened to it. I don't really plan to, either.

Although if it's on when I enter the room, I may not walk out.

 

[Alan Jamison]

hi Alan, why did you look gobsmacked son?

maddie.two.point.five, did you notice Kieran ignored your first post in this thread? You should berate him for that.

 

[mad1]

ach Keiran aint nothin but a bowling ball with soft prickles.

phfft

anyhow Alan dear, how is one? one one? one and a tea two?

 

[Alan Jamison]

Oh, I'm h'actually doing quite well. Quite. *sips tea

Maddie, say the following aloud: "h'actually." Please pronounce the 'h' sound. It's not silent.

Once you have done this, I want you to post your thoughts here about saying the word h'actually.

~AJ

 

[mad1]

the h in that word is a secret symbol of hack.

hacktually.

you want to hack me.

see?

 

[Kieran McConville]

I didn't ignore anyone, and... hey, is that angelina jolie dead in your avatar? Jesus, that's taking it a bit far isn't it?

Alan, lick my taint. That's not a band name, that's what I need you to do for me, right about now.

 

[mad1]

no, thats me dead. in a few weeks.

well it was, it will be back again later, that avatar.

 

[Zoomerang96]

kieran, i have it on good authority that there will be an unruly group of people who'll take you away and eat you by your own right.

it might be in your best interest to leave whilst you still have the chance, old boy.

dear alun, are you smoking at the moment? what, by chance, is your current cigarette of choice?

 

[Alan Jamison]

Well, chum, Sheila Hurtz has taken to smoking Psmythe Menthol Filter 100's. I tried one and it was a smooth inhale and a smooth exhale. I was listening to music.

 

[A stor]

Now I know some of you were a little upset with a slightly off colour bit of humour in my performance the other night, and I wouldn't be the kind of guy I am if I didn't try to make it up to you. Jed, the manager here, he told me all about it.

So I'm very sorry if I offended any of you the other night, and so now, ladies and gents, to make it up to you, I'm going to piss on you.

Kieran, are you British? We don't say "piss on you" state side.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Well it's funny you should say that, a stor, as my opening post was almost verbatim from a key scene in "Lenny", the Dustin Hoffman biopic of comedian Lenny Bruce.

 

[mad1]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Do the fucking Ronald, guys.

 

[mad1]

do you think the guy in the pic posing as Ronnie got triple salary? or free burgers for a year?

 

[A stor]

Well it's funny you should say that, a stor, as my opening post was almost verbatim from a key scene in "Lenny", the Dustin Hoffman biopic of comedian Lenny Bruce.

Sorry Kieran,

I haven't seen the movie "Lenny." I admit. I am probably too young to remember Lenny Bruce.

 

[Zoomerang96]

once again guys, i've heard reports suggesting that kieran will indeed be eaten by his own rite.

 

[mad1]

in germany, probably.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'm not being eaten, guys. Or did you mean 'beaten'?

And I believe that the guy who plays Ronald is paid in heroin.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

this goose is cooked



shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Zoomerang96]

alright guys, i think this thread has run its course.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'll tell you what's run its course, Zoomerang96: you.

I think you know what I mean, when I say that.

I think you all know what I mean when I use ten contradictory smilies for no reason. When i overload you like that. I'm doing things. You know how it is.

 

[Zoomerang96]

but WHAT are you doing, kieran? WHAT

 

[mad1]

he is peeing on us. Zoom.

pee-ing.

already I smell like a telephone booth.