Weird, Baffling and Things That Make Sense Thread

[IWasBored]

Originally Posted by MrsSpringsteen

John Cusack is producing a movie about Rush Limbaugh. Supposedly will star in it too, no info as to whether he's playing Rush.

What's left of your career suicide?

Ooh, I like scary movies!

[MrsSpringsteen]

Weird, crazy, psycho, nutjob..all apply


PHOENIX (Reuters) - An Arizona woman, in despair at the re-election of Democratic President Barack Obama, ran down her husband with the family car in suburban Phoenix on Saturday because he failed to vote in the election, police said on Monday.

Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested after running over husband Daniel Solomon following a wild chase that left him pinned underneath the vehicle.

Daniel Solomon, 36, was in critical condition at a local hospital, but is expected to survive, Gilbert police spokesman Sergeant Jesse Sanger said.

Police said Daniel Solomon told them his wife became angry over his "lack of voter participation" in last Tuesday's presidential election and believed her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term.

Witnesses reported the argument broke out on Saturday morning in a parking lot and escalated. Mrs Solomon then chased her husband around the lot with the car, yelling at him as he tried to hide behind a light pole, police said. He was struck after attempting to flee to a nearby street.

[BonosSaint]

That's harsh. And I shouldn't laugh.....I really shouldn't laugh.

[Moonlit_Angel]

Police said Daniel Solomon told them his wife became angry over his "lack of voter participation" in last Tuesday's presidential election and believed her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term.

And in order to try and deal with the potential upcoming hardship, you put yourself in jail. 'Cause that won't make things worse at all.

Glad that the guy seems to be expected to survive, and as for this woman? Get her some help, post haste.

[maycocksean]

^If she gets a prison sentence she'll be forced to depend on gov. handouts for the length of her incarceration.

You have to love the irony.

[Moonlit_Angel]

Ha. Good point!

Originally Posted by maycocksean

You have to love the irony.

Oh, I always do . Given how frustrating the stupidity of people like this is, it's nice when we have these humorous moments thrown in.

[MrsSpringsteen]

Oops: Chinese Newspaper Duped By The Onion Story Naming Kim Jong Un ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ | Mediaite

The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012.

With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.

“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.”

Added Blake-Zweibel, “Ri Sol-ju is one lucky lady, that’s for sure!”

With today’s announcement, Kim joins the ranks of The Onion’s prior “Sexiest Man Alive” winners, including:

2011: Bashar al-Assad

2010: Bernie Madoff

2009: Charles and David Koch (co-winners)

2008: Ted Kaczynski

2007: T. Herman Zweibel

The Onion’s commemorative “Sexiest Man Alive” issue will be available on newsstands everywhere this Friday and contains a full 16-page spread on Kim.

UPDATE: For more coverage on The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive 2012, Kim Jong-Un, please visit our friends at the People's Daily in China, a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc. Exemplary reportage, comrades

[BoMac]

Is this the most unfortunate baby name ever? - The Globe and Mail

[deep]

Is this the most unfortunate baby ever? - The Globe and Mail.

[MrsSpringsteen]

That has to be some sort of political or artistic statement, because that shit can't be for real If it is well I think Yoko might need some help. I love the crotch hand

Yoko Ono Would Like to Sell You a Light-Up Bra for Men and Pants With a Butt Window

[BoMac]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

[Moonlit_Angel]

Set to a backing track of Greenday songs, Sabata poses with a large amount of money and holds up signs saying she is the 'victim of the government'.

Yeah, or, you know, she could just be a total moron.

My mom told me about this story. Is it sad that it didn't even faze me?

[BVS]

Sabata poses with a large amount of money and holds up signs saying she is the 'victim of the government'.

Interestingly enough, Glenn Beck does this for a living...

[Pearl]

A mother and daughter in Tampa, Fla., have a unique way of expressing family togetherness -- by creating a pornography site and shooting sex scenes together.
The duo -- known collectively as "The Sexxxtons" -- like many porn performers, don't give out their last names. Jessica, the mom, and Monica, the daughter, have been creating kinky content for their self-titled website for the past year and have just released a DVD.
In order to confirm the Sexxxtons are really related and not just claiming that as a marketing gimmick, The Huffington Post reviewed both women's driver's licenses, and their private Facebook pages, as well as private family photos going back 20 years.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/06/mother-daughter-porn-duo-jessica-monica-sexxxton_n_2238052.html

[Moonlit_Angel]

Uh. Yeeeeeah. That's creepy.

[MrsSpringsteen]

I saw a girl get off a school bus today wearing a bathrobe. Carrying her coat.

I've seen the occasional pj type pants, and some schools have banned those. But that was a first-a terry, tied, full length robe. I'd guess she was junior high age.

[Pearl]

WATCH: Canadian Parliament Debates Zombie Invasion | TIME.com

[MrsSpringsteen]

Putting it here because I refuse to put it in the Boston thread. Yeah he's worthless and completely predictable, but screw you Rush. This is our fucking city and no one's going to dictate our freedom-least of all you. I wonder how he explains McVeigh and where his hatred came from. And the caller, well that's not surprising either.

We hate America so much that we invented it. So said our American hating President. Well, his speechwriter.



CALLER: Earlier you talked about with where these guys come from. The definition of difference between a liberal and a conservative is the liberal, when sharing things about a great country, people from another country, will point out that he recognizes what's wrong with it, whereas a conservative will point out what is great about it. Well, that's what happens when these young guys live in this area when is a liberal hotbed, all they hear all their lives even from people who are supposed to love this country is what a horrible place it is and what's wrong with it, so it's no wonder they turn out to be, as you call it, you know, become radicalized by our own nation.

LIMBAUGH: They do. They hang around people that don't like America, they get inspired or influenced by it somehow, and it's no wonder. Look, folks, Boston's a hubbub of liberal elite intellectual thought, all the universities there. And if you end up around the wrong people long enough and you're young enough and impressionable enough, then that kind of thing can happen. It is an interesting point about the difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals will tell you what's wrong with the country from the founding. Conservatives will say what's wrong with the country because of liberals, while telling you what's great about the country -- if the liberals would move out of the way.