Seriously...

[indigo tree]

But sometimes ...

A few months ago (one day before my 30th birthday) I bought cigarettes. In the Netherlands you have to be 16 to buy them.
The woman behind the counter asked me if I could identify myself to prove that I was over 16! I must admit that I was slightly offended and told her that "I was turning 30 tomorrow!" She said that I should take it as a compliment...:S

Yeah, I do get carded a lot myself. It is a little annoying, but I am 23 and don't look that much different from 19, so I understand.

 

[Devlin]

I have to giggle at the short and stout thing, since I'm both. So, wait, I'm more desirable to men because I'm a little round thing?

Oh, man, I love it. It certainly explains the sudden rash of men who think I'm cute and want to date me.

Incentive to lose weight, maybe to lose the 'stout' aspect of things, maybe? I think so. It might, incidentally, remove the 'cherubic' aspect of my features. This requires more research...

 

[AliEnvy]

Well, I may be ahead by a century (or four, who's counting...) but at least I may have spawned geniuses.