Ongoing Mass Shooting Thread #3... that's right, a third thread. Because 'Murica. - Page 12

DaveC · 04-22-2018, 01:23 PM

pretty sure that's the joke.

Hewson · 04-22-2018, 05:29 PM

So this guy was arrested outside the White House last July, his gun license revoked, 4 weapons including last night's AR-15 confiscated by the FBI, and the FBI of course gives those weapons to the guy's father for "safe keeping". And the father then gives guns back to lunatic son.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/22/u...-shooting.html

LuckyNumber7 · 04-22-2018, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveC

pretty sure that's the joke.

Poorly executed joke, if it was. Doesn’t make much sense.

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-22-2018, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LuckyNumber7

Poorly executed joke, if it was. Doesn’t make much sense.

I can get being upset if you feel the subject isn't worth joking about... but it makes absolute sense

Irvine511 · 04-22-2018, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hewson

So this guy was arrested outside the White House last July, his gun license revoked, 4 weapons including last night's AR-15 confiscated by the FBI, and the FBI of course gives those weapons to the guy's father for "safe keeping". And the father then gives guns back to lunatic son.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/22/u...-shooting.html

We just can’t stop these criminal masterminds. People gonna shoot.

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-22-2018, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Irvine511

We just can’t stop these criminal masterminds. People gonna shoot.

#armthewaffles

LuckyNumber7 · 04-22-2018, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Headache in a Suitcase

I can get being upset if you feel the subject isn't worth joking about... but it makes absolute sense

Not to go all technical lawyer on you, but one who possesses a concealed carry permit is perfectly capable of maintaining the permit and breaking the law.

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-22-2018, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LuckyNumber7

Not to go all technical lawyer on you, but one who possesses a concealed carry permit is perfectly capable of maintaining the permit and breaking the law.

Not to get all technical lawyer on you, but it's tough to conceal a weapon when you're fucking naked

THUS THE JOKE

LuckyNumber7 · 04-22-2018, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Headache in a Suitcase

Not to get all technical lawyer on you, but it's tough to conceal a weapon when you're fucking naked

THUS THE JOKE

Which is a better execution of the joke!

Nick66 · 04-23-2018, 04:08 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGgaI-BcI4

U2inUtah · 05-18-2018, 10:50 AM

Ugghhh. Here we go again

Irvine511 · 05-18-2018, 10:52 AM

Good job, guns.

bono_212 · 05-18-2018, 10:54 AM

Weeeeee!

Moonlit_Angel · 05-18-2018, 12:30 PM

I was reading an article about this earlier, and somebody who escaped said something to the effect of, "It's been happening everywhere, I'm not surprised it happened here."

. That's where we're at now with these shootings, that people aren't even going through the whole "I never thought it could happen here" scenario anymore.

Utterly disgraceful that we keep letting children die and be terrorized like this, and just shrug it off as something they apparently have to accept, because GUNS.

LuckyNumber7 · 05-18-2018, 12:35 PM

Explains the cops wizzing down 45 this morning.

It appears I can’t just fucking get away from this insanity. That high school is 10 miles from me.

But don’t worry everyone, if guns didn’t exist, the shooter would’ve shot more people.

BEAL · 05-18-2018, 01:36 PM

The argument that if it wasn't guns, then they'd just build bombs

How many times have these self made bombs actually worked? You had the Boston Marathon as an example, and then mail bombs that happened in Austin

But bombs are a little more complicated to build than the access to guns, or am I wrong? Guess I don't know cause I don't own a gun or want to even know how to build a bomb.

Can we please legalize prostitution? These loner, sexually frustrated males just need to get laid and I think a lot of this goes away.

Obviously I'm hyperbole a bit.....but......

Mac_Fly · 05-18-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BEAL

The argument that if it wasn't guns, then they'd just build bombs

Yeah, they use all manner of illogical arguments.

The basic reply to that one is: "Then why outlaw anything then?"

I suspect these perpetrators are too lazy to build a bomb.

Semi-automatic guns are so much easier: Buy it. Load it. Point it. Shoot it.

PhilsFan · 05-18-2018, 02:27 PM

Liuetenant Governor Dan Patrick just said that the solution is retrofitting schools to have less doors for shooters to get into.

LuckyNumber7 · 05-18-2018, 02:31 PM

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Liuetenant Governor Dan Patrick just said that the solution is retrofitting schools to have less doors for shooters to get into.

Amazing the kind of stupid shit they’ll say when they’re desperate and cornered.

corianderstem · 05-18-2018, 02:35 PM

Cool, then there's a massive fire and kids die because there are only 3 doors.

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DaveC Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: mar-a-lago delenda est Posts: 21,575 Local Time: 01:28 PM	pretty sure that's the joke. __________________

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Hewson Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Your own private Idaho Posts: 31,395 Local Time: 01:28 PM	So this guy was arrested outside the White House last July, his gun license revoked, 4 weapons including last night's AR-15 confiscated by the FBI, and the FBI of course gives those weapons to the guy's father for "safe keeping". And the father then gives guns back to lunatic son. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/22/u...-shooting.html __________________

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bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,395 Local Time: 10:28 AM	Weeeeee! __________________

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05-18-2018, 10:50 AM	#231
U2inUtah New Yorker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Utah Posts: 3,163 Local Time: 11:28 AM	Ugghhh. Here we go again

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Irvine511 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 33,243 Local Time: 01:28 PM	Good job, guns.

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Moonlit_Angel Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In a dimension known as the Twilight Zone...do de doo doo, do de doo doo... Posts: 20,668 Local Time: 12:28 PM	I was reading an article about this earlier, and somebody who escaped said something to the effect of, "It's been happening everywhere, I'm not surprised it happened here." . That's where we're at now with these shootings, that people aren't even going through the whole "I never thought it could happen here" scenario anymore. Utterly disgraceful that we keep letting children die and be terrorized like this, and just shrug it off as something they apparently have to accept, because GUNS.

05-18-2018, 12:35 PM	#235
LuckyNumber7 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 17,835 Local Time: 12:28 PM	Explains the cops wizzing down 45 this morning. It appears I can’t just fucking get away from this insanity. That high school is 10 miles from me. But don’t worry everyone, if guns didn’t exist, the shooter would’ve shot more people.

05-18-2018, 01:36 PM	#236
BEAL Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: San Diego Posts: 6,283 Local Time: 05:28 PM	The argument that if it wasn't guns, then they'd just build bombs How many times have these self made bombs actually worked? You had the Boston Marathon as an example, and then mail bombs that happened in Austin But bombs are a little more complicated to build than the access to guns, or am I wrong? Guess I don't know cause I don't own a gun or want to even know how to build a bomb. Can we please legalize prostitution? These loner, sexually frustrated males just need to get laid and I think a lot of this goes away. Obviously I'm hyperbole a bit.....but......

05-18-2018, 02:27 PM	#238
PhilsFan Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South Philadelphia Posts: 19,218 Local Time: 01:28 PM	Liuetenant Governor Dan Patrick just said that the solution is retrofitting schools to have less doors for shooters to get into.