Happy International Men's Day

cobl04 · 11-19-2014, 02:53 AM

In this world where women criticise men for every minor thing
Where feminists continuously tell us we're wrong and how there so perfect
Where the chase for 'equality' has now gone so far that men are starting to be oppressed
A world where a man can't even walk up to a woman on the street and tell her she looks hot

I for one am happy to have International Men's Day.

But it will be back to normal tomorrow and a woman will tell me off for holding the door open for her

bono_212 · 11-19-2014, 03:00 AM

*they're

LemonMelon · 11-19-2014, 03:04 AM

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Vlad n U 2 · 11-19-2014, 03:04 AM

LemonMelon · 11-19-2014, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cobl04

But it will be back to normal tomorrow and a woman will tell me off for holding the door open for her

This has never happened to me and probably never will, but if it did, I would be mildly irritated.

Galeongirl · 11-19-2014, 04:39 AM

It's so sexist to hold the door open just for women.

cobl04 · 11-19-2014, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LemonMelon

This has never happened to me and probably never will, but if it did, I would be mildly irritated.

**Diemen** · 11-19-2014, 07:47 AM

Did financeguy hack into your account?

elevated_u2_fan · 11-19-2014, 07:51 AM

is this like steak and BJ day?

Galeongirl · 11-19-2014, 08:01 AM

That's March 14.

corianderstem · 11-19-2014, 10:21 AM

All my life, I've been asking myself BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ????????

Now I know. Thank god for this day. THIS IS ABOUT THE MENZ.

the iron horse · 11-19-2014, 08:20 PM

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”

~Billy Graham

Celebrating Men's Day

jimmmm · 02-05-2015, 03:55 AM

This is alarming & scary stuff!

Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Oestrogens)

And that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

DaveC · 02-05-2015, 10:11 AM

If you're going to tell a sexist joke, at least try to find an original and/or funny one.

Galeongirl · 02-05-2015, 12:37 PM

Agreed, this thread was bumped for a joke that old?

deep · 02-05-2015, 01:48 PM

sure this is all a big joke

but is there something here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqthM6eQDnI

DaveC · 02-05-2015, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deep

sure this is all a big joke

but is there something here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqthM6eQDnI

The fact that you linked to this particular video makes it impossible to tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

In either case, the answer to your question is a resounding "hell no".

Vlad n U 2 · 02-05-2015, 04:36 PM

Sometimes I wonder if deep and the iron horse might be the same person after all.

cobl04 · 02-05-2015, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmmm

diarrhoea

Please try harder next time.

**Headache in a Suitcase** · 02-05-2015, 07:00 PM

Does this come before or after White History Month?

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cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,011 Local Time: 07:29 AM	Happy International Men's Day In this world where women criticise men for every minor thing Where feminists continuously tell us we're wrong and how there so perfect Where the chase for 'equality' has now gone so far that men are starting to be oppressed A world where a man can't even walk up to a woman on the street and tell her she looks hot I for one am happy to have International Men's Day. But it will be back to normal tomorrow and a woman will tell me off for holding the door open for her __________________

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the iron horse Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in a glass of CheerWine Posts: 3,266 Local Time: 05:29 PM	“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place” ~Billy Graham Celebrating Men's Day

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jimmmm Refugee Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: lincolnshire Posts: 1,223 Local Time: 09:29 PM	This is alarming & scary stuff! Beer contains female hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. ( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Oestrogens) And that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. ( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. ( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:- 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!!

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Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 07:59 AM	Sometimes I wonder if deep and the iron horse might be the same person after all.