Which harmonica does Bono use?

[coolian2]

Oh wow. Only a 3 hour difference. I didn't realize it was so close.

I wish airfares were done by time difference rather than distance.

I'd pretty much live there

 

[Axver]

Oh wow. Only a 3 hour difference. I didn't realize it was so close.

Yeah, except it's just past 2:30 in the afternoon A DAY AHEAD OF YOU. America = living in the past. Epic fail, guys.

 

[the tourist]

I suppose we could just go with your real name.

Hey, Ian, did what's-his-face from Newcastle have a nickname? We could give it to his oblivious American namesake.

Awww shit. I really am not looking forward to this, am I?

 

[Axver]

OMGOMGOMGOMG THEY JUST MENTINED U2 ON THE CRICKET

U2's probably more on topic there than here too.

 

[coolian2]

I suppose we could just go with your real name.

Hey, Ian, did what's-his-face from Newcastle have a nickname? We could give it to his oblivious American namesake.

Joey i think.


Which works great for someone who is almost Australian.

 

[coolian2]

Yeah, except it's just past 2:30 in the afternoon A DAY AHEAD OF YOU. America = living in the past. Epic fail, guys.

But don't worry, i won't tell you what happens tomorrow.

 

[the tourist]

Yeah, except it's just past 2:30 in the afternoon A DAY AHEAD OF YOU. America = living in the past. Epic fail, guys.

That just means the world will end for you all and I'll still be going for 21 hours til it ends for me!

 

[Axver]

Joey i think.


Which works great for someone who is almost Australian.

THAT'S IT!

Tourist, you're Joey now.

Argh got fuckin' 45ed.

 

[the tourist]

Joey i think.


Which works great for someone who is almost Australian.

That's my brother's name though.

 

[coolian2]

Yeah, they wish they were cool enough to live in a huge fucking desert with lots of minerals and not much else.

My friend works on the checkout at Coles in Fremantle and makes $20 an hour

 

[mysterious_jen]

OMGOMGOMGOMG THEY JUST MENTINED U2 ON THE CRICKET

what ???

 

[Alisaura]

Can I be bothered reading the rest of the thread in Discotheque?

No, no I cannot.

 

[Axver]

I'd love a similar picture of Wellington because aerial photos of Athletic Park don't seem to exist

Wow, really? What a shame.

I know Athletic Park was a total shithole, but I loved it with all the passion a Wellingtonian has for a rugby ground that gets wasted by weather just off Cook Strait and fucks over any visiting team.

I also got to run on the pitch just after they tore down the stands. I had delusions of being Christian Cullen. Who, incidentally, went to the college (Yanks, that's a high school) right behind the primary school I attended. My closest real life brush with any remotely notable person.

 

[coolian2]

That's my brother's name though.

By the way, a google image search for Joey will bring up A LOT of porn

 

[the tourist]

Can I be bothered reading the rest of the thread in Discotheque?

No, no I cannot.

It's mostly just Varitek quoting U2 songs to up her post count anyway.

 

[Axver]

My friend works on the checkout at Coles in Fremantle and makes $20 an hour

That's probably compensation for living in a town whose sporting team is called the Dockers.

THE DOCKERS.

And have you heard their team song? DEAR GOD.

 

[mysterious_jen]

hi ali good to seey you here postwhoring it up

 

[Axver]

Can I be bothered reading the rest of the thread in Discotheque?

No, no I cannot.

The last few pages are worthwhile, if you can figure out what the hell's going on, just to find out our plan for tonight.

---

ARGH 45ED.

 

[Axver]

That's my brother's name though.

Even better, Joey.

Though in light of your namesake league star, that's absolutely hilarious.

 

[coolian2]

That's probably compensation for living in a town whose sporting team is called the Dockers.

THE DOCKERS.

And have you heard their team song? DEAR GOD.

He doesn't actually live in Fremantle.

He lives like 60km south. His bus takes an hour and costs him about $3 for all day usage.

My bus takes an hour and a bit to go 12 kilometres and costs me $10 a day.

AFL team songs make me cringe. Seriously. Except for any variation on Roll Out The Barrels. Which none of them have.

 

[the tourist]

 

[mysterious_jen]

He doesn't actually live in Fremantle.

He lives like 60km south. His bus takes an hour and costs him about $3 for all day usage.

My bus takes an hour and a bit to go 12 kilometres and costs me $10 a day.

AFL team songs make me cringe. Seriously. Except for any variation on Roll Out The Barrels. Which none of them have.

mabey one of the new teams can pick that one up , new qld team.

 

[the tourist]

 

[Axver]

He doesn't actually live in Fremantle.

Still, he's got to be compensated for living anywhere near it and working there. I mean, the DOCKERS. Come ON. I can't think of a worse team name, and that's INCLUDING the Auckland Blues and the Auckland Worriers.

He lives like 60km south. His bus takes an hour and costs him about $3 for all day usage.

My bus takes an hour and a bit to go 12 kilometres and costs me $10 a day.

My monthly tram pass costs about $52. That's less than $2 a day. Owned, both of you.

 

[coolian2]

mabey one of the new teams can pick that one up , new qld team.

And all 5 of their supporters.

Seriously, league and the A-League will own the Gold Coast.

If it wasn't for the new stadium any new AFL team wouldn't get a look in. Oh, and the expat Victorian mayor.

 

[Alisaura]

The last few pages are worthwhile, if you can figure out what the hell's going on, just to find out our plan for tonight.

Something about a concert in Lichtenstein? (which always makes me think of that quasi-medieval movie Heath Ledger did)


Hey Jen, Ax, Tourist, et al....

 

[Axver]

mabey one of the new teams can pick that one up , new qld team.

Queenslanders are so unimaginative that the new team will probably also have a ripoff of the French national anthem.

Seriously, at high school, I was in a house nicknamed the Lions, and our team song was Brisbane's/France's anthem, just with the name changed to our house name. LAZY.

 

[coolian2]

Still, he's got to be compensated for living anywhere near it and working there. I mean, the DOCKERS. Come ON. I can't think of a worse team name, and that's INCLUDING the Auckland Blues and the Auckland Worriers.



My monthly tram pass costs about $52. That's less than $2 a day. Owned, both of you.

No, i think the two new A-League teams are going to be terrible. Gold Coast GALAXY? Northern THUNDER? Fuck off!




Not only is it under $2 a day, you get to ride on trams.

 

[Alisaura]

"We're a happy team at Hawthorn..."

 

[Axver]

If it wasn't for the new stadium any new AFL team wouldn't get a look in. Oh, and the expat Victorian mayor.

You're forgetting the Gold Coast is a Victorian colony. I think I know more Victorians up there than I do down here.