Pure speculation

[purpleoscar]

Yes, but at what expense, Oscar? AT WHAT EXPENSE????

He doesn't care about the fans anymore. They are so demanding. When people started calling his jewel Stand Up Comedy "SUCk". He flew into a tantrum. "Those F'ing fans! I literally broke my back for them!"

 

[corianderstem]

He should take some PITNOL for those rage issues.

 

[nielsgov]

 

[corianderstem]

And he should also keep his hair on the short side.

 

[purpleoscar]

Oh somebody was creative:

 

[purpleoscar]

I'd laugh if the announcement was that the Danger Mouse's sessions had to be shelved because they would have been more appropriate for an album like Atomic Bomb.

 

[KEVIN051269]

Perhaps Bono has reclaimed the world record for largest bowel movement?

 

[corianderstem]

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

clf

 

[gvox]

Yes, but at what expense, Oscar? AT WHAT EXPENSE????

Wait....

 

[gvox]

you do realize that neither of those are the real deal, right?

 

[gvox]

and he should also keep his hair on the short side.

the truth!11!11!

 

[Steved1998]

Does that mean they can drop Walk On from the setlist?

 

[Niceman]

I think Bono looks better with long hair.....and it's historically disastrous for sales when he cuts it short!

 

[purpleoscar]

you do realize that neither of those are the real deal, right?

It was just a joke.

 

[gvox]

It was just a joke.

Good...didn't want to have to sic the Bono Glasses Officials on ya.

 

[chocky]

Probably too early but....U2 Best of 2000-2010?

Instead of a bonus remix/b-sides disk, it could feature a bonus live disk this time.

Mercy could appear on both disks (studio and live) and be released as a radio/iTunes single. Soon could be a hidden bonus track on disk 1.

 

[topplehatU2]

Probably too early but....U2 Best of 2000-2010?

Instead of a bonus remix/b-sides disk, it could feature a bonus live disk this time.

Mercy could appear on both disks (studio and live) and be released as a radio/iTunes single. Soon could be a hidden bonus track on disk 1.

Nooooooooooo

 

[Registered Dude]

I think I've solved it...

Edge will now go Beanieless.

 

[corianderstem]

Ah! So Edge's head will finally be released!

 

[AEKU2]

Ah! So Edge's head will finally be released!

So what was the point of getting those plugs in his head when he shaves his head?

 

[TM]

That professor guy at atu2 is saying "Soon..." But Soon is already released with the sooperdooperluxeextravaganza 360 tour dvdbox. (<= me in the 360 box)

I don't get it

 

[mama cass]

He doesn't care about the fans anymore. They are so demanding. When people started calling his jewel Stand Up Comedy "SUCk". He flew into a tantrum. "Those F'ing fans! I literally broke my back for them!"

oh my god i really shouldn't laugh but

 

[iota]

Bono with long hair = rock god
Bono with short hair = mork

if someone could photoshop short hair Bono doing the hand thing and saying "Nanoo nanoo" that would be epic...

 

[The_Edge89]

Probably too early but....U2 Best of 2000-2010?

Hey, that's not a bad suggestion actually. It could be, but wasn't U218 the last best of collection with Island Records, thus giving them the opportunity to sign with Mercury?

 

[MikeyJB]

If it is U2 Best of 2000-2010, taking into account all the hordes of material they have that could be released, I will probably retire from being a U2 fan, it'll all just be too infuriating.

 

[Galeongirl]

I think Bono looks better with long hair.....and it's historically disastrous for sales when he cuts it short!

I think he looks like a very old homeless guy with the long hair. I'll take the historically disastrous sales then.

 

[gvox]

I think he looks like a very old homeless guy with the long hair. I'll take the historically disastrous sales then.

You, me, Edge, and a billion other people. What'd he call it? The "Jackie Onassis look"?

 

[Galeongirl]

You, me, Edge, and a billion other people. What'd he call it? The "Jackie Onassis look"?

I'm glad Bono took our advice. If even Edge says it's bad, then it is bad. I mean, Edge had his own hobo look in the late 80s, so the man knows what he's talking about!

 

[BVS]

If it is U2 Best of 2000-2010, taking into account all the hordes of material they have that could be released, I will probably retire from being a U2 fan, it'll all just be too infuriating.

Some of you guys take your bad rumours way too seriously...

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Bono should keep his hair about the length it is now or he could grow it a bit like the pre - ATYCLB days (BD video comes to mind). It was way too long and trailer park during the Vertigo Tour. And it was a bit too short during NLOTH and the first two leg(s) of 360.

Edge needs to keep the beanie onstage, it's his thing. Larry and Adam can just stay as they are.