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Old 05-15-2019, 12:51 PM   #21
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Old 05-15-2019, 02:29 PM   #23
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Old 05-15-2019, 02:32 PM   #24
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this is begging for a lyrics rewrite
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Old 05-15-2019, 09:54 PM   #27
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U2’s album release cycle - filtered through interference:

Silence > baseless speculation > silence > terrible song title puns > 1 good song title pun > worse song title puns > silence > 2 years pass > rumours > baseless speculation > terrible leak puns > silence > anger > silence > 1 year passes > rumours > baseless speculation > terrible leak puns > rumours > release > anger.

Rinse. Repeat.
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Old 05-15-2019, 11:03 PM   #28
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Old 05-15-2019, 11:11 PM   #29
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I can't wait until we can start talking about leaks again, but we can't have leaks until we're done with the poo puns.
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Old 05-15-2019, 11:23 PM   #30
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U2's recent albums are truly shit tho
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Old 05-15-2019, 11:36 PM   #31
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:15 AM   #32
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Something in my colon, took a thousand chews to get here...
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:33 AM   #33
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Hold your nose
The odor just lets us smell
What we ate
I've got baked beans inside of me
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:38 AM   #34
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:46 AM   #35
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Here's a new U2 song about constipation

Tough, you think you've got the stuff
You're telling me and anyone
You're hard enough
You don't have to put up a fight
You don't have to always be right
Let me take some of the punches
For you tonight

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone
And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:44 AM   #36
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Sounds like a lot of people here are nostalgic for 8th grade, rather than U2's next album.
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:44 AM   #37
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Ohhhhhhhh snap!
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:54 AM   #38
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That sounds like something Sting would say
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