Every Breaking Wave Will Be U2's Biggest Global Smash Hit Since Magnificent

[Danny Boy]

Discuss.

 

[LemonMelon]

EBW definitely sets the bar for commercial success in the year 2015. I'm so proud of U2!!

 

[mikal]

Like I've said, if we can somehow have a deadly tsunami occur within the next year, this song could be the biggest hit since One.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

If this is meant to be serious, then WTF?

If this is meant to be sarcastic, then bravo.

 

[Hewson]

Bravo.

 

[Danny Boy]

You doubt that Every Breaking Wave will approach Magnificent's world-conquering juggernaut status?

 

[BVS]

Like I've said, if we can somehow have a deadly tsunami occur within the next year, this song could be the biggest hit since One.

The illuminati is strong with this one.


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[Danny Boy]

They would have to change the lyrics...

Baby every dog on the street
Has been washed out to sea
Are we ready to make our retreat
And start running
From that great big fucking wave

 

[Hewson]

They would have to change the lyrics...

Baby every dog on the street
Has been washed out to sea
Are we ready to make our retreat
And start running
From that great big fucking wave

They're singing this new version in my town today...

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[popacrobat]

 

[dudeman]

Finally some optimism around here.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

But Magnificent wasn't a hit at allloooooooh I see what you did there

 

[LemonMelon]

Finally some optimism around here.

Word from my sources is that, inspired by the confidence given to him by Mario Batali, Edge has grown tired of waiting on Bono to wake up from his coma and is conducting the tour without him.

Instead of playing all over the world, U2 (renamed U3 in tribute to their comatose friend) will play 80 straight shows in Madison Square Garden with the Knicks' blessing, as it saves them a great deal of embarrassment. All proceeds will go to the Bono Plz Wake Up Fund.

The Big Gay Headset Mic Tour begins in May.

 

[popacrobat]

The Big Gay Headset Mic Tour begins in May.

Man, forgot all about that hot take. That was pretty awesome back in the day.

 

[LemonMelon]

That guy blamed his poor thread creation on DOWNTIME BETWEEN TOUR LEGS.

Can you imagine what he would come up with now, in this cesspool? It boggles the mind.

 

[shaun vox]

not gonna happen..butttttt discuss ps magnificent is a great song ..but that music video killed the song..just as the acoustic version of breaking wave is gonna kill it..

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Oh shaun vox

 

[digitize]

Word from my sources is that, inspired by the confidence given to him by Mario Batali, Edge has grown tired of waiting on Bono to wake up from his coma and is conducting the tour without him.

Instead of playing all over the world, U2 (renamed U3 in tribute to their comatose friend) will play 80 straight shows in Madison Square Garden with the Knicks' blessing, as it saves them a great deal of embarrassment. All proceeds will go to the Bono Plz Wake Up Fund.

The Big Gay Headset Mic Tour begins in May.

Lololololol


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

An MSG residency is a Billy Joel rewrite.

 

[PhilsFan]

not gonna happen..butttttt discuss ps magnificent is a great song ..but that music video killed the song..just as the acoustic version of breaking wave is gonna kill it..

Magnificent is a turd of a song with maybe the most boring verses U2 have composed in their whole career and a solo from The Edge that screams "I've completely run out of ideas."

I know this is a joke thread but fuck it, I'm hungover.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

I took an actual clothes hangar off the rack and put it over my head in your honor, your honor.

The funny thing is.. .. .. ..im at work. People think im nuts. I told them it's.. .. .. ..just a thing.

 

[mikal]

I took an actual clothes hangar off the rack and put it over my head in your honor, your honor.

The funny thing is.. .. .. ..im at work. People think im nuts. I told them it's.. .. .. ..just a thing.

Tell them it's your "thinking cap".

 

[chadmac81]

Think we will get the new single version up on itunes or spotify soon?

 

[Danny Boy]

I thought it would have dropped Monday or Tuesday this week.

I guess they have to wait for Bono to wake up from his coma to sign off on it.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Tell them it's your "thinking cap".

There is no them. There's only.. .. ..them.

 

[Hewson]

 

[wolbersu2]

I thought it would have dropped Monday or Tuesday this week.

I guess they have to wait for Bono to wake up from his coma to sign off on it.

We are getting used of waiting last years. Strange kind of promotion for SOI.... All the news we are getting is new dates for the tour and some Edge singing that was recorded before september 2014.

There is footage enough to produce a video for EBW and why isn't there a full streaming of the new mix on U2.com??? Bono can rest while this could be done?

 

[gvox]

Man, forgot all about that hot take. That was pretty awesome back in the day.

And it spawned my super awesome post which I later voted into my Signature Post Hall of Fame list..so yeah, the memories

 

[brooklynmike]

An MSG residency is a Billy Joel rewrite.

Tss... What does he live there or sumptin?

 

[clerks]

i haven't figured out yet which is the official version of the song. Anyone?