Caption Thread #22: Bono's Revenge!

[domo-kun]

:Clinton: WE WILL START THE BIDDING AT 500 Dollars!

500 dollar, 600, 650, 850, 1200, 1250!!! .... 1250, anyone ?! 1250 ,

1250....



...


1250?


No?

Let the plebans in !!


Yikes !

 

[Galeongirl]

1300.

 

[domo-kun]

Dude , I already kidnapped Edge there.
Why do you think I was gone for a while.

 

[Galeongirl]

As long as I get the one following his trail. I'll gladly make a royal donation to a good cause of choice.

 

[occlith]

The starting bid was way too low.

 

[hand0lotion]

OHMYGOD! I'm going to be attacked by a Bonofly! Better turn on the delay effect quick!

 

[domo-kun]

The starting bid was way too low.

According to you? Maybe because its just a silly caption?

 

[Galeongirl]

The starting bid was way too low.

That's the point of a starting bid. It's so low, that people are tempted into bidding on it. That way it rises MUCH faster than when you start with a high price.

 

[rootedphoenix]

: desmondtutu: (shaking Bono's head) Who's a good little Bono? You're a good little Bono! Yes you are! Yes you are!

Yes, thank you, Desmond. (Note to self: Do NOT go drinking with this guy again!)

 

[occlith]

According to you? Maybe because its just a silly caption?

That's the point of a starting bid. It's so low, that people are tempted into bidding on it. That way it rises MUCH faster than when you start with a high price.

Mea culpa. See what happened when I forgot to add a at the end of my sentence.

 

[domo-kun]

Yeah, I guess I was kinda snappy that day.
But an Internet forum (for me) is not a great way for me to spot sarcasm ..

 

[Jeannieco]

The mothman cometh!

 

[domo-kun]

So that is what the Kasabian song is about.

 

[TARDIS]

guys I'm going to die laughing and it's all your fault

 

[rootedphoenix]

guys I'm going to die laughing and it's all your fault

We live to serve.

 

[Andreianloth]

Edge and Clinton

 

[domo-kun]

Gosh those are bright! Now I know why you are wearing sunnies
I know , Edges golf shoes are killing our image, and our eyes.

 

[EdgesBiggestFan]

Oh, feck . . . not again.

This is just soooo embarrassing.

Don't worry guys, I've got him . . . Just smile for the cameras.

Look . . . SHINEY!!! Must have . . . !

 

[Gabi_Clayton]

That's hilarious Bono & shiney things

 

[hand0lotion]

Aww cuties!

 

[TARDIS]

that's adorable

 

[Andreianloth]

That's hilarious Bono & shiney things

He loves shiney things

 

[AnCatKatie]

I can definitely see that happening

 

[cynthia wild]

Oh, feck . . . not again.

This is just soooo embarrassing.

Don't worry guys, I've got him . . . Just smile for the cameras.

Look . . . SHINEY!!! Must have . . . !

Larry's sexy face...

 

[kafrun]

Alright, everyone, play it cool and no one will notice our advancing age and waning relevence.
That's not how you play it cool, THIS is how you play it cool.
That's right, guys, play it cool. We must embody relevence.
Helloooooo! YOOOOO HOOOOO! Have any of you seen our relevence??
SHHHHHH!

 

[hand0lotion]

Alright, everyone, play it cool and no one will notice our advancing age and waning relevence.
That's not how you play it cool, THIS is how you play it cool.
That's right, guys, play it cool. We must embody relevence.
Helloooooo! YOOOOO HOOOOO! Have any of you seen our relevence??
SHHHHHH!

Big mouth Bono!

 

[u2shamrock]

Oh, feck . . . not again.

This is just soooo embarrassing.

Don't worry guys, I've got him . . . Just smile for the cameras.

Look . . . SHINEY!!! Must have . . . !

 

[Galeongirl]

Both captions are brilliant!

 

[Andreianloth]

Bono can't stop talking...BLA BLA BLA BLA

 

[EdgesBiggestFan]

: (Singing) I feel pretty . . . oh so pretty . . .

: Hmmm . . . Eno, that looks suspiciously like a hidden camera.

: I feel like a idiot in this outfit.

: I don't know, I feel kind of macho. The secret is looking nonchalant.