Caption Thread #22: Bono's Revenge!

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Larry: Look at this fucking hipster!
Adam: Hey, wait, that's me. :grumpy:
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Larry: Hipster.
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Larry: Hipster!
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Larry: Hipsterrrrrrrrrrrr!
Adam: :mad: Those are ALL me!
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Larry: Ooh, look! Emo hipster!
Adam: Y'know, hipsters aren't the scum of the earth you think they are.
Larry: Yes, they are.
Adam: Oh really?
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Adam: What about THOSE?
Larry: Crud.
Edge: Bahahahahaha! Pwned.
 
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:bonocrab: [tiny voice] This isn't funny, Edge! Change me back!
:edge: My Crab Ray really works! I can change anyone into a crab! Isn't that exciting, Bono?
:bonocrab: NO! :scream:
 
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Bono: Wait till you see the stage we're playing on for the tour.
Edge: I'm excited Bono, where is it?
Bono: Right here...
*walks over to Willie Williams*
Edge: Um...Bono why is Willie showing me a crab in his hand?
Bono: Geeze Willie, I told you I wanted the stage to be a claw....not crab.

:lol:
 
U2BROTHR said:
Bono: Wait till you see the stage we're playing on for the tour.
Edge: I'm excited Bono, where is it?
Bono: Right here...
*walks over to Willie Williams*
Edge: Um...Bono why is Willie showing me a crab in his hand?
Bono: Geeze Willie, I told you I wanted the stage to be a claw....not crab.

:lol:

Oh yeah! Love it!
 
I found these great pictures over at the U2 360 2011 picture-thread and found a couple of photos lying in a row that I thought could make a good story. So I made one in captions. :wave:

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Larry: (thinking to himself) Oh, man. I desperately need to take a shit...

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Larry: ...Hey, wait now. Maybe if I just fart a bit it will get me some relief.

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Larry: Wait for it...

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Larry: Ahhh, there we go.
Bono: Oh god, what's that smell?

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Bono: Arrrgh, that smell! It's horrible! Edge, help me with your magical superpowers!
Edge: I'm trying, I'm trying!

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Edge: It's not working!
Bono: Uggghhh!!

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Edge: Larry! What the hell did you do that for? Shame on you!

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Larry: Sorry, Edge. I didn't mean to do any harm...

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Adam: There, there. It's alright, let me comfort you.
Bono: Thanks, Adam. I've always been able to count on you.

A few songs later at the end of the show...

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Larry: I'm sorry, Bono. From now on, I will try to fart only before and after shows, and during encore breaks.

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Bono: It's ok, Larry. We all make mistakes. I'm just glad we're all friends again.
Larry: (thinking to himself) Oh crap, I must take a shit again...
 
I'll recently viewed the 'Nice is such a shitty word' video clip and loved Larry's reaction so much I broke it down into frames with captions matching his expressions with words in the interview.


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:bono: *looking at PLEBA on his laptop* Uhh… I changed my mind. I don't think I want to get out of the car after all… :uhoh:

OR

:bono: Hold on a second; I need to check Farmville real quick.
 
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:bono:: Someone you can lend a hand, in return for...

Adam: let me kiss your hand, m'lady! *smooch*
 
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