Bruce don't mention anything to Edge, but I could do with another guitarist for the next tour, and I thought you would be perfect for the job
hmmm What's going on over there??
:Bruce: ok Bono I'll play guitar for you, but can I sing too?
I know this has been done before, but...
*interviewer whispers something*
PHew,that booze waz a good *hiccup* heh *hic* I'm not drunk hehe I can do this *hiccup*
(*thinking*) Dear God, it's 3 AM. When will this stupid press junket END?
ZZZZzzzzzzzzz...
Woo , these stairs *hic* areee hiiigh!
woman: God I hope he doesn't fall on me...
WHOO *hic* SHIT where's the rail!
: Ahhhhh!!! Damn you Larry puttin laxative in my pre-show drink.
: Wait a minute...that says Laxative. *lightbulb* Haha I have to walk out to the ramp and get that laxative so I can put it in Larry's drink before my Edgie bear love and me do Stuck In A Moment. Larry certainly will be stuck in a moment once I get through.
: Damn. Larry caught me with the laxative near his drink.
I must come up with a new plan.
: Ohhhh Larry!!!
Look! I'm doing a dance to Crazy Tonight. You wanna come dance with me: 
: *thinking* Haha that's right Larry, come here. I'm gonna throw you off the stage into this pit of girls waiting to smooch all over you.
: Ooohhhh!!! Ok I will not try that again.: What's the count Larry?: Two balls, one strike.
After trying to throw Larry off stage...
Look at Edge when he was young, wasn't he cute do I have to lie? yes he was Oh guys you make me want to cry don't you laugh Bono, no YOUR hair was perfect
Not the laxative joke..AGAIN! Laxative? ... so that's it...
hehehe
Bono: So I say...Larry ( bored): Here we go again...Adam (thinking): I hope he will done soon with talking about AfricaEdge(thinking): How long he will talk about that crap??
:Where the hell are my boys?!!!...C'mon guys this is not funny anymore.... You actrually locked me in this bloody plane...
