Caption Thread #21: Why you wearing my underwear?

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:bono: (trying to read) B-O-N-O... BONO!
:edge: that's great, B! well done!
:bono: I'm a big boy now! :hyper::dancing:
:adam: they grow up so fast... :sad::cute:
 
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:larry: DUDE, wheres my car :angry:
:unknown caller: erm Sorry Adam... :blahblah:
:larry: What the!!! :mad:
unknown caller: Sorry about the delay Adam, your car will be with you shortly
:larry: FOR THE 375th TIME...My name is Larry not Adam!!! :fist: *what a tool*
 
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:bono: Bruce don't mention anything to Edge, but I could do with another guitarist for the next tour, and I thought you would be perfect for the job :hyper:
:edge: hmmm What's going on over there??
:bono: oh nothing Edge, we're just talking about hair
:edge: Oh...ok :sad:
:Bruce: ok Bono I'll play guitar for you, but can I sing too? :giggle:
:bono: WHA THE? :confused:
 
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I know this has been done before, but...

:edge: to interviewer: So I've spent my entire life making him think that there's such a thing as an H chord! He cries himself to sleep every night because he can't get it right! Yeah, sucking his thumb and all!
*interviewer whispers something*
:edge:: Wh...what? He's right behind me? :eek::yikes::help:
 
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:bono: (*thinking*) "Bigger boob than Pamela Anderson's." I am NOT a bigger boob than Pamela Anderson's. Stupid Edge. I--Wow. Those ARE big. Don't look. They'll skewer you in the press. Oh, right. Shades. Well, maybe a little peek--NO. Must behave. I'm still not a bigger boob than hers. Stupid Edge. :angry:
 
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Tonight on "Dancing With The Stars," U2 singer Bono and Former South African President Nelson Mandela perform the paso doble.
 
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:bono: Guys, I don't think this is Adam. His fro's too small and he doesn't talk funny.
:edge: It's him. He got a haircut.
:bono: Oh.
:edge: He's gonna teach you the H Chord.
:bono: H Chord? :hyper:
 
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:larry: (*thinking*) Dear God, it's 3 AM. When will this stupid press junket END?
:edge: (*thinking*) If he says "kneeling soul" again, I'm gonna hit him upside the head.
:bono: (*thinking*) Oh, Lord, not another question about the suitcase on the cover. Brain explosion in 3...2...1....
:adam: ZZZZzzzzzzzzz...
 
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