Clean Sweep #2: It's A Musical Journey

[liamcool]

I am totally printing this off and posting it to her.

I doubt she really cares, she's said worse to me. *laughs*

 

[the tourist]

"Hey, honey. You know what might be a laugh...."

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I bake a mean fucking ham and potatoes dinner. And breakfast food.

anyone can make ham.

 

[Axver]

i think he'd rather do this

I love how you Americans root teams. I mean, for teams.

 

[coolian2]

Have you seen the spoof with 2 guys and the cup of melting chocolate soft serve?

That should give Axver enough of an idea of what it's about.

No.

Frankly anything that brings up any memories of the original leave me awake at night, fearful for humanity.

Can you imagine what the aliens think of us?

 

[the tourist]

and if anyone wants to look around for choclate in my cleavage with their mouth blindfolded and bound i don't mind a bit.

yummmmmmmmmm! I love chocolate. And boobs. What more does a boy need?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I love how you Americans root teams. I mean, for teams.

 

[Axver]

I doubt she really cares, she's said worse to me. *laughs*

Yeah, and you called her Sybil. I'm surprised you're still alive.

 

[Varitek]

"Hey, honey. You know what might be a laugh...."

More, bring her strawberries whipped cream and quality fudge sauce and you will get your way. She may even return the favor.

 

[the tourist]

anyone can make ham.

Not just any ham though. We're talking the mother of all ham. With 14 different, but complimenting, spices, herbs, etc. It's a beautiful thing, my ham.

 

[Axver]

yummmmmmmmmm! I love chocolate. And boobs. What more does a boy need?

A ticket to Geelong, it seems.

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45ed four times!!

 

[mysterious_jen]

ahhh whipped cream so many memories.....

 

[Axver]

It's a beautiful thing, my ham.

WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS.

 

[the tourist]

More, bring her strawberries whipped cream and quality fudge sauce and you will get your way. She may even return the favor.

Where would she eat them off of?

 

[liamcool]

Yeah, and you called her Sybil. I'm surprised you're still alive.

Well, I am missing certain limbs.

 

[Varitek]

No.

Frankly anything that brings up any memories of the original leave me awake at night, fearful for humanity.

Can you imagine what the aliens think of us?

Maybe it's normal in their culture?

 

[coolian2]

More, bring her strawberries whipped cream and quality fudge sauce and you will get your way. She may even return the favor.

Oh no, strawberries are almost out of season here!

Look out North America or Europe!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Not just any ham though. We're talking the mother of all ham. With 14 different, but complimenting, spices, herbs, etc. It's a beautiful thing, my ham.

not as good as my turkey
with homemade mashed potatoes
and homemade cranberry sauce

omg omg i loooooove making thanksgiving dinner

 

[mysterious_jen]

Where would she eat them off of?

do you need a diagram ?

 

[coolian2]

WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS.

 

[the tourist]

WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS.

You did. Especially you.

 

[Axver]

Can you imagine what the aliens think of us?

"When we invade, they're going to be so fucked when they try to form a military alliance and their tactics break down due to manoeuvre/maneuver. Fuckin' n00bs."

 

[coolian2]

Maybe it's normal in their culture?

Perhaps on Uranus

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Where would she eat them off of?

your wang, you ding dong.

 

[Varitek]

of course

i swear i work in the weirdest department...one of these two girls has flashed me, at work, because i gave her $1. then these two girls drew me a picture saying how nice my boobs are. i put the drawing up at my desk and my boss hasn't said a word about it being inappropriate. wonder why

I have a tangental story. When I was in Dublin for new year's eve I went out with a friend, a guy, and I wanted to go to a club I'd read was one Bono liked but it turned out you needed tickets. So we failed, and he wanted to then go to a place some hot girl had said she'd be at, so we went there and it turned out to have strippers and we bailed. I had a few other clubs more downtown that I wanted to check out but on the way there we passed another place and he was like "this looks good." I dind't wanna argue so we paid another 14 euro cover charge and went in and it was all old people, like 30s. so we went ot the basement and it slowly became evident that it was a gay club. with good music, guys in leather, and chicks in vests etc. Anyway one girl especially took a liking to me and all night long said things to me in her lovely Irish accent like "you've got a great pair of tits there," and "I really like your tits." She was undeterred by the fact that I had a boyfriend and gave me her number in case "you ever get sick of him."

She was pretty cute too



ooooh I loved Lazarus.

 

[liamcool]

More, bring her strawberries whipped cream and quality fudge sauce and you will get your way. She may even return the favor.

 

[the tourist]

do you need a diagram ?

No. Just give me an example.

 

[Axver]

do you need a diagram ?

He doesn't need one. But he sure as hell wants one.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

manoeuvre

this word seriously turns me on, it's so hot

 

[the tourist]

your wang

*giggles* A mod, talking about my penis. I feel special.