Over the weekend i had "U2" tattooed on my forehead ("666" would have cost too much + i wanted to be original). Now everywhere i go, people stare at me funny. If i sneeze in public they say "bless you" and i respond in kind with "bless you too". Then it gets awkward after that...
On the opposite end of the spectrum, i know a guy who had "U2" tattooed on his butt, with the "U" on his left cheek and the "2" on the right. He said that every time he farted he had just created a new U2 song. I asked him what happens when he took a dump, he said he really wished Bono would get back on his diet.