The Official Interference Bono Get Well Soon Card Thread

[stray dog]

Bono having your arm broken six ways and protruding out of your body. Life's a bitch. No you would agree that life is a gift. If this is the OFFICIAL get well thread for Bono than Bono I am sorry for making fun of the way you looked on your bonocycle. Get well soon for selfish reasons.

 

[gvox]

Hey Bono! What's shakin bacon? Your arm, you say...aw hell sorry but don't worry that too shall pass

Listen..some of your fans out there are overly concerned about the album promo tour plans etc but don't you worry about that shit for one second yet. Just focus on you and take it one day at a time. We're all pulling for you, we care.


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[gvox]

Whiner


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[Hewson]

Hey Bono! What's shakin bacon? Your arm, you say...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_wy8ebqKbA

 

[gvox]

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[gvox]

Sent from my ass crack

 

[stray dog]

Magic!

 

[stray dog]

Bono it is our awkward way of saying "how did you fuck fall off a bike that BAD LY?"

 

[stray dog]

Get well soon Bono, my thoughts are with you. I wish you a full and speedy recovery.

If you twist and turn away.
It you tear yourself in two again.
If I could, yes I would
If I could, I would let it go.
Surrender, dislocate.

If I could throw this lifeless life-line to the wind.
Leave this heart of clay, see you walk, walk away
Into the night, and through the rain
Into the half lth
Come back when you're ready, we'll be here.

Your fan,

Nick

You are living in the past.

 

[gvox]

Stop trolling mutt


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[Diemen]

Stop trolling mutt


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[dazzledbylight]

What a nasty smack up/spill!

Take all the time you need to heal/recover
to be your best again.

And...


...if you get enough helium "get well" balloons
at the same time... you can float your way
around Central Park!

Good Luck!

 

[hasin73]

Get well soon enough for the tour, dear Bono.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Upper West Side SoulCycle

 

[Max_theHitman]

Note to Bono,
STOP riding bicycles with your cowboy boots on.
It´s not safe and you will not look any younger in the paparazzi photos anyway.
Let´s face the facts - you are an old fart just like the rest of us.
So take a TAXI next time your in the City.
Get well soon and enjoy the sponge baths in the hospital.

Cheers,
MAX

 

[stray dog]

Thank You Mod.

 

[gvox]

Worst merge ever. You absolutely need your own thread


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[Diemen]

You absolutely need to stop making this a thing.

 

[Diemen]

Thank You Mod.

And you need to stop trolling.

 

[stray dog]

And you need to stop trolling.

Reread. I wasn't TROLLING. I was sending good wishes to my favorite singer at a fan website.

 

[stray dog]

And you need to stop trolling.

Anyhow if you will actually read my posts then you will know I am not trolling. However some here are good at it. We are watching.

 

[stray dog]

Bonnie knows u r a dick. Bonnie is dead. Do you feel better she got breast cancer. Perfect health. She is so much worthy.

 

[lazarus]

Yeah, Diemen, don't you know how to READ??

 

[stray dog]

Yeah, Diemen, don't you know how to READ??

Yes you get pleasure stirring the pot.

 

[gvox]

Would you shut up? Seriously


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[Diemen]

Anyhow if you will actually read my posts then you will know I am not trolling. However some here are good at it. We are watching.

Publicly calling out mods isn't going to win you any favors here. I highly suggest you drop it.

 

[Diemen]

Would you shut up? Seriously

You're not helping.

 

[Diemen]

Bonnie knows u r a dick. Bonnie is dead. Do you feel better she got breast cancer. Perfect health. She is so much worthy.

And what is this if not trolling?

 

[mikal]

I think we need to all calm down and talk about Leo a little more here.

 

[Hewson]

Poor Leo. All he wants is to spend time with what's left of his dad.