The Man At The Mexican Restaurant Ripped Off The Band

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Oh you should've done much worse than stabbing him with a fork.


Let him listen to every live performance of Vertigo in a row without breaks. That'll teach him! :fist:
 
I did the same thing when my co-pilot asked me to 'turn it up there, captain'. Luckily we still have real cutlery in flight deck.
 
More Deserved Blatant Rip-Off Violence

Today, I'm as angry as ever! :mad:

First, someone asked me to "Stay" after a meeting. She was slapped for the obvious rip-off. :|

Then someone mentioned "The Fly" on their wall. He was just kicked for the violation. :bono:

Later, a person commented on the "Blue Sky". That was close enough to deserve push the person into a nearby wall. :banghead:

I was asked if I have any "Pride" in my work. I shoved her in a microwave.

It later began raining quite heavily leaving large puddles. Someone said to "Get on Your Boots" to avoid ruining our shoes. That deserved a hammer to the head.

I went to my therapist who asked what are my "Desires". I kicked him - hard. :madwife:

Back at work, the conversation turned to the Iraq War, then wars in general, leading to WWII. Someone mentioned the infamous atomic bomb and "The Unforgettable Fire". I shot him.

I was accused by HR of being "Out of Control". I brought out the fire.

So I write this from prison, where I'm stuck with a bunch of "Refugees". It isn't a pretty site. :grouphug:
 
doctorwho said:
Today, I'm as angry as ever! :mad:

First, someone asked me to "Stay" after a meeting. She was slapped for the obvious rip-off. :|

Then someone mentioned "The Fly" on their wall. He was just kicked for the violation. :bono:

Later, a person commented on the "Blue Sky". That was close enough to deserve push the person into a nearby wall. :banghead:

I was asked if I have any "Pride" in my work. I shoved her in a microwave.

It later began raining quite heavily leaving large puddles. Someone said to "Get on Your Boots" to avoid ruining our shoes. That deserved a hammer to the head.

I went to my therapist who asked what are my "Desires". I kicked him - hard. :madwife:

Back at work, the conversation turned to the Iraq War, then wars in general, leading to WWII. Someone mentioned the infamous atomic bomb and "The Unforgettable Fire". I shot him.

I was accused by HR of being "Out of Control". I brought out the fire.

So I write this from prison, where I'm stuck with a bunch of "Refugees". It isn't a pretty site. :grouphug:
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the story in the paper for this had the headline "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
 
doctorwho said:
Today, I'm as angry as ever! :mad:

First, someone asked me to "Stay" after a meeting. She was slapped for the obvious rip-off. :|

Then someone mentioned "The Fly" on their wall. He was just kicked for the violation. :bono:

Later, a person commented on the "Blue Sky". That was close enough to deserve push the person into a nearby wall. :banghead:

I was asked if I have any "Pride" in my work. I shoved her in a microwave.

It later began raining quite heavily leaving large puddles. Someone said to "Get on Your Boots" to avoid ruining our shoes. That deserved a hammer to the head.

I went to my therapist who asked what are my "Desires". I kicked him - hard. :madwife:

Back at work, the conversation turned to the Iraq War, then wars in general, leading to WWII. Someone mentioned the infamous atomic bomb and "The Unforgettable Fire". I shot him.

I was accused by HR of being "Out of Control". I brought out the fire.

So I write this from prison, where I'm stuck with a bunch of "Refugees". It isn't a pretty site. :grouphug:
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Win. Superwin. and etcetera. :love:
 
doctorwho said:
Back at work, the conversation turned to the Iraq War, then wars in general, leading to WWII. Someone mentioned the infamous atomic bomb and "The Unforgettable Fire". I shot him.
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the correct response would have been to announce "I don't wanna talk about wars between nations...not right now" perhaps while pulling down on your shirt collar.

man, I want some Mexican food. that sounds awesome.
 
Good thing you mentioned a therapist in there doctorwho :lol:.

And yeah Atomic, its a little wrong that I come away from this wanting fajitas.
 
AAAAHAHAHAH! This is just too Hilarious :happydance:

That reminds me. I was tought improper Spanish language in class when I was
in school. It´s NOT "Uno, dos, trés, quatro" , but more like

UNO DOS TRÉS CATORZE ! :rockon:
 
doctorwho said:
Today, I'm as angry as ever! :mad:

First, someone asked me to "Stay" after a meeting. She was slapped for the obvious rip-off. :|

Then someone mentioned "The Fly" on their wall. He was just kicked for the violation. :bono:

Later, a person commented on the "Blue Sky". That was close enough to deserve push the person into a nearby wall. :banghead:

I was asked if I have any "Pride" in my work. I shoved her in a microwave.

It later began raining quite heavily leaving large puddles. Someone said to "Get on Your Boots" to avoid ruining our shoes. That deserved a hammer to the head.

I went to my therapist who asked what are my "Desires". I kicked him - hard. :madwife:

Back at work, the conversation turned to the Iraq War, then wars in general, leading to WWII. Someone mentioned the infamous atomic bomb and "The Unforgettable Fire". I shot him.

I was accused by HR of being "Out of Control". I brought out the fire.

So I write this from prison, where I'm stuck with a bunch of "Refugees". It isn't a pretty site. :grouphug:
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How violent of you :|
 
Max_theHitman said:
AAAAHAHAHAH! This is just too Hilarious :happydance:

That reminds me. I was tought improper Spanish language in class when I was
in school. It´s NOT "Uno, dos, trés, quatro" , but more like

UNO DOS TRÉS CATORZE ! :rockon:
Click to expand...

I believe that would be unos.
 
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