The Joshua Tree of Vaginas

[BluRmGrl]

Wow - and this guy is still single?!?!?!?

 

[nielsgov]

When I saw the thread title I thought WTF.

And now that I've read through the whole thread I still think WTF???

 

[corianderstem]

John Mayer thinks your vagina is a wonderland.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Never heard anything about/from this guy until now... and I won't again.

I think this is the first documented case of someone who has literally been living under a rock.

 

[kafrun]

John Mayer is hot, but he needs to do what most men need to do and just shut up and look pretty.

 

[lazarus]

No one's made the obvious STD joke about the album BEFORE the one he mentioned, huh?

 

[Jeannieco]

John Mayer thinks your vagina is a wonderland.

This thread
Thanks for the laughs...

 

[HCL]

I think this is the first documented case of someone who has literally been living under a rock.

Really? Is this guy so well known?

 

[mofo82]

No better time than now for the return of the Demotivational Posters !!! John Mayer might be the best working definition of demotivation...

 

[mofo82]

when I saw this, I couldn't help it...

 

[david]

He's a really great guitar player. He just is really weird and writes cheesy pop songs.

 

[martha]

I could have lived my whole life with seeing that guy in that green thing.

 

[theedgeu2]

This is hilarious. I don't get why he wouldn't look for the Achtung Baby of vaginas. Douchebag.

 

[LemonMelon]

YouTube - Show Me Your Genitals

Women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and prickly vaginas.

 

[The Sad Punk]

That sicko's dying to hear a queef through a delay pedal.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

YouTube - Show Me Your Genitals

What the fuck is this.

John Mayer > This guy

 

[A stor]

I could have lived my whole life with seeing that guy in that green thing.

Same here.....

 

[rudybay]

That sicko's dying to hear a queef through a delay pedal.

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

I confess that I am a pretty big John Mayer. I love his music and would kill to have his guitar chops. That's how I came across this article and these quotes.

Admittedly, when you read the quotes that had been released so far he comes off like the biggest douchebag and a pretty disgusting human being.

I did read the rest of the article and I have to say after reading the whole thing, it reveals a much broader, sadder, image of the guy. The whole story about his parents and his anxiety attacks, the girl with the "oh, can I have your autograph, though?" move. I don't know, it's a much more sincere story than what the "saucy" quotes would have you believe.

Anyway, Mayer is the guy who wrote "My Stupid Mouth" so I guess, that's just confirmed with this interview.

 

[jonnytakeawalk]

I confess that I am a pretty big John Mayer. I love his music and would kill to have his guitar chops. That's how I came across this article and these quotes.

Admittedly, when you read the quotes that had been released so far he comes off like the biggest douchebag and a pretty disgusting human being.

I did read the rest of the article and I have to say after reading the whole thing, it reveals a much broader, sadder, image of the guy. The whole story about his parents and his anxiety attacks, the girl with the "oh, can I have your autograph, though?" move. I don't know, it's a much more sincere story than what the "saucy" quotes would have you believe.

Anyway, Mayer is the guy who wrote "My Stupid Mouth" so I guess, that's just confirmed with this interview.

Can you post a link Brown eyed boy??!

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

Can you post a link Brown eyed boy??!

Someone posted a link of the magazine scans over at the Mayer forum.

John on cover of new Rolling Stone - Feb. 4, 2010 - My Stupid Mouth - All - John Mayer - Message Board Yuku


You should scroll down about 1 or 2 posts and it should be there.


It really is what he said in this interview: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938714/songs_in_the_key_of_mayer except through a more jaded (I think) point of view.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Then why doesn't he just leave out the rest He's old enough now..

TMI w/ the rest of it-seriously TMI

 

[The John Tree]

As a heterosexual male, I feel like it's my duty to resurrect this thread to point out that if there IS a Joshua Tree of vaginas, I'm willing to bet money that Jennifer Aniston has it.

 

[allbecauseofu2]

what about the NLOTH of vaginas?

 

[cobl04]

^simple. her co-star Corteney Cox. a cougar with something still to offer fans of all ages.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm not sure the NLOTH of vaginas would be desirable. The labia is all good, but once you get to the middle? The SUC of hymens.

 

[martha]

ew.

 

[theedgeu2]

Zooropa of Vaginas...

 

[allbecauseofu2]

he could have said i want the rattle and hum of vaginas. not really sure what that means,lol.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I'm not sure the NLOTH of vaginas would be desirable. The labia is all good, but once you get to the middle? The SUC of hymens.

wow