The Google Oracle

[Vlad n U 2]

The Edge is...

the edge is on the north american free trade agreement nafta began on january

ooh the edge is getting in on an agreement!

Larry Mullen Junior is...

larry mullen junior is not featured in the sex in the city official website

Well, duh uh:

Adam Clayton is...

adam clayton is recognized for his leadership in enriching the lives of mature adults

Well done Adam. You've been helping to enrich mature adults lives.

Paul Mcguinness is..

paul mcguinness is the main shareholder in the bontang lng plant operated by pt badak ngl a natural gas liquids ngl for which most large drain bodies are designed

oh Paul Mac

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Brian Eno is...

brian eno is widely acknowledged as the finest ever written on the recurrent phrasing of the pure theory of law

Brian Eno is actually a book! Well you learn something new everyday.

Daniel Lanois is...

daniel lanois is very original

I-nteresting.

 

[europop2005]

the edge is on fire because of the amount of water applied to a field cooperative extension pub no az

thats EXACTLY what i've been thinking!!!

u2s first concert of the tour will be in memphis today and in nashville on monday september

U2 goes country!

bono wears sunglasses because he doesnt

Can't beat that logic

pop is the sure way to find keep and grow your retirement accounts

Need to solve the economic crisis? Listen to Pop!

achtung baby is the seventh studio album by oasis

how to dismantle an atomic bomb is the eleventh studio album by american heavy metal band formed in the early stages of user interface design

 

[Vlad n U 2]

The Joshua Tree is the 4th album by

joshua tree is the 4th album by turkish psych guru erkin koray was released in

Rattle and Hum is the 5th album

rattle and hum was the 5th album by the the beach boys news on yahoo music also allow artists to interact with their brand in segmented campaigns

lolz beach boys!

Edge wears a beanie because

edge wears a beanie because it was so

Can't complain.

The last U2 album will be released

the last u2 album will be released in november 2038

U2s next tour will be named

u2 next world tour will be named by her royal highness princess maha chakri sirindhorn of thailand was designated by the united nations and business the un has long been

Edge will play a long solo when

edge will play a long solo when he does not allow the editing of rss feed names wretched

 

[digitize]

zooropa is a commentary on empire by michael hardt published by harvard university press on off the page l stigma

blue crack is gone apparently

dik evans before they both answered almost in unison they say the same thing twice im an idiot j

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Join in everybody!

Bono will become president of

bono will become president of the united states supreme court featuring court

Hm.

Edge will shave his moustache when

edge will shave his moustache when one of his chief advisors campaign chairman tony coelho coelho

Liam and Noel Gallagher are

liam and noel gallagher are members of the family exercise together we all will make this seem it was not meant to be fate by january

hehehe

 

[Vlad n U 2]

All That You Can't Leave Behind was an album by

all that you cant leave behind was an album by olivia newtonjohn

That cracked me up.

Coldplay are...

coldplay are an english rock band formed in tampa florida in august

what liars! they're american!

The Killers are

the killers are an american rock band ever played in china in recent times is that of a collective sense of worry of unsettled emotions and colossal

 

[bono_212]

TJT is U2's 4th album, eh?

 

[corianderstem]

Pop is ...

Pop is dead.

Zooropa is ...

zooropa is a commentary on empire by michael hardt published by harvard university press

Bono plagiated! I KNEW IT!

Corianderstem is ...

Corianderstem is offline.

Oh, it's predicting the future now!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

TJT is U2's 4th album, eh?

I guess i wasnt looking when I typed

 

[catlhere]

Bono can't;

Bono cant count btw

1, 2, 3, 14!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

u2s next award will be for

u2s next award will be for an international brand consultancy senior

EXCLUSIVE!!!

U2s new song is called...

u2s new song is called "Rudebox (what is a rudebox, rudebox)"

U2s new song sounds like...

u2s new song sounds like shit i need adivce quick beginner

I'm serious thats what it said.

Take 2

u2s new song will sound similar to "Another style of fencing" or "Stay with foil"

Hm, songs I never heard before also on the new album perhaps?

 

[bono_212]

I guess i wasnt looking when I typed

there there

 

[last unicorn]

This site is over all very amusing, even beyond U2 references.

There is something strange that I found:

HAPPINESS IS ...

result:

happiness is the road release date nov





and this:

LAST UNICORN IS ...

result:

last unicorn is a very strong woman plus alba on pregnancy ap

 

[Moser]

electrical storm will be played on one course for the ab degree for a period of time during which the staff member will undergo a first round of

I didn't know you could take courses for an ab degree.

slow loris is a small slender container that may be used for power story

WHHHAAAATTT!!!!

bono went to africa because he wanted to reduce rapes in alaska you

u2 will release album in us jul

Uh. oh.......US won't see the new album until july?

 

[Moser]

coldplay sucks because they are stuipid link

Google's logic surpasses HAL's.

 

[last unicorn]

Now time for some U2 prophecy:

1. U2 will play in ...

U2 will play in brazil man view

2. The U2 album will come out in ..

the u2 album will come out in green bay posted a video on

3. U2 will start their tour in ...

u2 will start their tour in the hostile south despite threats of protests from two other parishes the boston

this is brilliant

4. errr ... I think we're in for another long album title:

U2 will call their new album ....

u2 will call their new album promises to be a wild one tuesday afternoon in april animals in the three months through june every other state had been the second battle of ypres was the first time an activeduty

PTBAWOTAIAAITTMTJEOSHBTSBOYWTFTAA

Better get used to that acronym.

 

[Moser]

u2 will call their new album promises to be a wild one tuesday afternoon in april animals in the three months through june every other state had been the second battle of ypres was the first time an activeduty

PTBAWOTAIAAITTMTJEOSHBTSBOYWTFTAA

Better get used to that acronym.

HAHA!

Anyway, Bono was right. Edge is from out of this world.

edge was in a spaceship and cross the galaxy at warp speed by dr noah mckay md encountered the limitations of classical probability theory in classical probability theory iv quasiduality

 

[STERKERNOG]

delete all the other treads....
this is THE ONE

 

[BVS]

"Bono's hat..."

The Hats represent six thinking strategies, as identified by Edward de Bono.

"Edge's hair plugs..."

A MICROGRAFT is made by actually slicing one or two hair follicles from the edge of a plug.

"Adam Clayton's clothes..."

Biography of adam clayton, bass player with u2. ... He was known for frequently wearing outrageous clothes or sometimes no clothes at all

"Larry Mullen's dog..."

Finding his walking hampered by dog shit, he has come up with a very ... A LARRY MULLEN spotting in Eden. While the ignorant among you may

Then I took a cue from Corianderstem and typed my own screen name and got this:

BVSH8 says –

"BonoVoxSupastar, is that you?"

It was on a Perez Hilton page.

I mean I knew not everyone's my biggest fan in here, but wow...

 

[last unicorn]

and some stuff about the band members:

1. BONO WILL SPEAK ...

bono will speak on his upcoming album the doctors advocate aftermath

- interesting. looks like we're in for a "secret" solo album from the B.

2. EDGE WILL PLAY ...

the edge will play a mix of catchy original funk and trippy covers of the stones band

3. LARRY LOOKS LIKE A ...

larry looks like a vampire just

4. ADAM WILL DATE ...

adam will date next

- contenders, get ready!

 

[Reead]

U2 is not enough to determine a stem cells fate dentalplanscomall

 

[BoMac]

Hispanics marriage was associated with a reduced risk of pancreatic cancer in mice that applies also to negatives bmw is a very well bred and well built little gal.

The Chicago Wolves are the farm team for American higher education.

 

[lynnok]

Bono is a

Answer:

bono is a bloody bastard indeed and i can only imagine what its public popularity would be great but the mlb is the successor of the prophet pbuhamphf

 

[josh82]

Forgive me for posting this:

"u2 will be"

u2 will be a fucking bitch cock sucker suck your mother like suck

 

[UberBeaver]

douche bag is a piece of cake by cupcake brown is an attorney serving clients in the eu serving eu consumers money he says while creative


^ I have no idea what that means, BUT - if I ever come back to life as a Blacksploitation Star - my name is going to be Cupcake Brown. No doubt. And my catchphrase: "....piece of cake? sheeeeeeeeeeeeet. Ahhhh yeaaahhh."

 

[UberBeaver]

Hispanics marriage was associated with a reduced risk of pancreatic cancer in mice that applies also to negatives bmw is a very well bred and well built little gal.

The Chicago Wolves are the farm team for American higher education.

He's cheating.


I just put "he's cheating" in there and it came back, "He's cheating good."

 

[Carrie Anderson]

the new record from u2 will be called.... the war within it is supposed to be easy study study study pray and then study some more we decide to call it quits after

 

[Moser]

u2 will break up when molecules get hot they move into cooler areas such as temperate and tropical agriculture consultants in sustainable crop production agricultural

The oracle is starting to sound like Palin.

 

[Moser]

chris martin is an asian girl on your blog or website sticky geek

Hmmm....

salome is a u2 song about northern ireland on the

Is there truth in this?

luminous times is a haunting song with edgy beat and intense stormy ambience this

Holy shit....it's right.