Setlists for a hypothetical late 2019 tour of Australia, NZ, Asia

[Axver]

Cobbler I will give you $10 if they play Hawkmoon at any point.

Only $5 if it is acoustic though.

 

[AndrewCowley]

Hawkmoon 269 opening in a stadium?

How did ASOH go down during JT30?

This why I want arena shows. It gives them freedom to at least give this kind of thing a shot.

 

[kabigon]

Loud passionate vocals and distinctive guitar. Return of The Stingray Guitar Hawkmoon would be perfect to open a stadium show.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Hawkmoon 269 opening in a stadium?

How did ASOH go down during JT30?

This why I want arena shows. It gives them freedom to at least give this kind of thing a shot.

It went fine. Just because they won't have any balls doesn't mean the song didn't work.

 

[Hewson]

1. The Miracle (Of Jeffrey Hyman)
2. Lights of Home
3. I Will Follow
4. Song For Someone
5. Beautiful Day
6. Iris
7. Get Out of Your Own Way
8. American Soul (Large Australian flag unfurled)
9. Sunday Bloody Sunday (recent slow version)
10. Until The End of The World

Intermission: Video OF Headache and Axver fighting, musical accompaniment is Stand Up Comedy performed by Celine Dion. Eventual winner of fight is a kangaroo who wanders by, knocks both combatants out and makes off with Axver's six pack of Foster's.

11. Elevation
12. Angel of Harlem
13. Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of
14. You're The Best Thing About Me (Acoustic/bongos)
15. Every Breaking Wave (Piano version, Bono & Edge only)
16. Pride
17. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
18. Vertigo
19. City of Blinding Lights
20. With or Without You

Encore Break

21. One
22. 13

 

[YBORCITY]

1. Headache Hits Axver
2. Axver Hits The Floor
3. The Blackout
4. Paramedics Arrive On Their Kangaroo Powered Ambulance Cart
5. Curious Axver Goes To The Hospital
6. Foster's For Everyone, Except Axver, Who Is In A Coma
7. 20 Years Pass
8. Axver Wakes Up
9. Axver Asks Doctor, Who Is A Dingo, What Year It Is
10. Doctor Says It's 2039
11. Axver Asks If U2 Are Still Alive, And If Anyone Posted The Setlist After He Was Knocked Out
12. Suddenly An Old Man In A Wheelchair Wearing A Beanie Is Pushed Into The Room (Holding Guitar)
13. The Edge Tells Axver That He's All That's Left
14. Axver Asks If He Could Play Him His Favorite Song
15. Edge Asks Which Song?
16. Axver Says He Has Amnesia And Forgot The Words, But It Had Something To Do With Coming Home
17. Edge Begins To Play
18. Get Out Of Your Own Way
19. Axver Falls Back Into Coma
20. Ultra Violet
21. One / Axver Is In A Coma Again snippet
22. Setlist Posted To U2Gigs

This is perfect except the part where Edge asks Ax "How many baby's in UltraViolet?"

 

[kabigon]

Edge keeps asking Ax whether he's meant to sing 'Ultraviolet' or 'Ultraviolet light'

 

[Axver]

Gonna get Ultraviolent here.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The last words Ax hears before slipping back into a coma - "he played Homecoming for the last 5 coma awakenings, but thought the reaction was too muted for a hospital gig so he dropped it"

 

[Kieran McConville]

who gives a fuck about an oxford coma

 

[YBORCITY]

One Tree Hill was on Edge's mind but couldn't work out the opening, so that was shelved for Boots

 

[YBORCITY]

When Ax hit the ground it was the sound of U2 chopping down the lonely tree of the hill

 

[kabigon]

Stay / Ax hitting the ground (snippet)

 

[Hewson]

Love is Blindness/ Ax is blind (snippet)

 

[Axver]

Love Is Blindness / Ax Is Blind (snippet) / The Goggles Do Nothing (snippet)

 

[kabigon]

/ Raised by Wolfcastles (snippet)

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I can't see for miles (snippet)

 

[AndrewCowley]

This is a song we haven't played in a long time. This is In A Little While.

 

[Axver]

Surprised none of you have made a gag that Edge tried to play One Tree Hill but forgot the Tree Hill part.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Hey what if ha I mean haha what if hahhaaaa hahaha what if Edge said heeeee hahahah he'd play One Tree Haaaaaa... hahahaha Hill and then like forgot the hhhhhhaaaaaaa Tree Hill and played One?

 

[kabigon]

What if edge has a condition where he can't read the letter G and plays One instead

hhhahahahhh

 

[Axver]

Maybe Edge thinks U2 have been playing material from Pop all these years.

 

[Hewson]

Bono can't properly count to 4, and Edge can't get past One.

 

[LemonMelon]

I think it's a logical conclusion to Interference that, in its final days, we all reverted to threatening physical violence against each other through U2 song titles. It's the basest of human urges.

Maybe we should convert the forum into a fight club. It's not like the owner will ever find out.

 

[Hewson]

The first rule of Interference Club is we ask if Bono's OK.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Axver Bloody Axver

 

[lazarus]

I think it's a logical conclusion to Interference that, in its final days, we all reverted to threatening physical violence against each other through U2 song titles. It's the basest of human urges.

Maybe we should convert the forum into a fight club. It's not like the owner will ever find out.

I Threw A Brick At An El Mel

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Hawkmoon 187

 

[lazarus]

Who’s Gonna Rearrange Cobbler’s Face

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

also accepting Who's Gonna Ride Lance's Mom