The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
My tip is that the penguins are going to visit Deflects R Us, buy some umpire uniforms, invade the MCG, and in the midst of the pandemonium, the Hawks will kick enough goals while nobody's looking so that they can sit out the rest of the game once play resumes and still win.
Standard predictable tip. Rucci said the same thing.
Still, you might be onto something. Just keep in mind that the Hawks can never get comfortable though, because on average the Cats get 60 possessions per second.