Do you think Larry could be the next James Bond?

[LuckyNumber7]

The Script. Dublin's next big band? U2 is looking at them.

 

[cobl04]

Is it possible to look more bad-ass than Larry?

In what world is Larry bad ass?

These are the absolute worst.

+1

 

[flybabe]

While we're on the subject of Larry being bad-ass, then why not cast him for the next Terminator? A part that requires no smiling, stiff acting, and 'shirtlessness'. Everything that Larry is pretty well capable of.

 

[PhilsFan]

Let's play the Panther Album Game!

I Still Haven't Invited You to Do Tracklistings
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing
If You Wouldn't Send Your Titles
Where Did It All Go Wrong? (When You Started Posting)
Tryin' to Throw Your Shit Against the Wall
Trip through Your Grammar
Sometimes You Can't Make a Single Joke
With a Doubt (In Your Joke Writing Ability)
Shadows and Shit Jokes
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing (Fish Out of Water Remix)
(I Cry) When I Look at This Thread
Where the Jokes Have No Landing
Two Shots of Sad, One Shot of Sad

I don't know, gang, I feel like my hand was forced by the creation of this thread!

 

[bono_212]

Let's play the Panther Album Game!

I Still Haven't Invited You to Do Tracklistings
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing
If You Wouldn't Send Your Titles
Where Did It All Go Wrong? (When You Started Posting)
Tryin' to Throw Your Shit Against the Wall
Trip through Your Grammar
Sometimes You Can't Make a Single Joke
With a Doubt (In Your Joke Writing Ability)
Shadows and Shit Jokes
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing (Fish Out of Water Remix)
(I Cry) When I Look at This Thread
Where the Jokes Have No Landing
Two Shots of Sad, One Shot of Sad

I don't know, gang, I feel like my hand was forced by the creation of this thread!

This thread is a shit-storm of compulsion.

 

[LemonMelon]

Let's play the Panther Album Game!

I Still Haven't Invited You to Do Tracklistings
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing
If You Wouldn't Send Your Titles
Where Did It All Go Wrong? (When You Started Posting)
Tryin' to Throw Your Shit Against the Wall
Trip through Your Grammar
Sometimes You Can't Make a Single Joke
With a Doubt (In Your Joke Writing Ability)
Shadows and Shit Jokes
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing (Fish Out of Water Remix)
(I Cry) When I Look at This Thread
Where the Jokes Have No Landing
Two Shots of Sad, One Shot of Sad

I don't know, gang, I feel like my hand was forced by the creation of this thread!

I feel like my hand was forced to smack you upside the head by that post.

 

[cobl04]

Spoiler

nipples

 

[doctorwho]

I just vomited my Thanksgiving leftovers reading this thread!

Thanks guys - this thread is a great way to diet during the holidays!

 

[cobl04]

I just vomited my Thanksgiving leftovers reading this thread!

Thanks guys - this thread is a great way to diet during the holidays!

Do you see what your jokes are doing numbers The Panther?!!!!

 

[lazarus]

Let's play the Panther Album Game!

I Still Haven't Invited You to Do Tracklistings
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing
If You Wouldn't Send Your Titles
Where Did It All Go Wrong? (When You Started Posting)
Tryin' to Throw Your Shit Against the Wall
Trip through Your Grammar
Sometimes You Can't Make a Single Joke
With a Doubt (In Your Joke Writing Ability)
Shadows and Shit Jokes
Even Better than Absolutely Nothing (Fish Out of Water Remix)
(I Cry) When I Look at This Thread
Where the Jokes Have No Landing
Two Shots of Sad, One Shot of Sad

I don't know, gang, I feel like my hand was forced by the creation of this thread!

Two Jokes Fail As One
With Or Without Humor
Punchlines of the Disappeared
Who's Gonna Laugh (At) Your Weak Jokes
Joke Is Laughless
If You Write That Vacant Dreck
No Laugh On The Horizon
Sit Down Comedy

 

[LuckyNumber7]

I tried for serious discussion. I did.

 

[cobl04]

I tried for serious discussion. I did.

"Do you think Larry could be the next James Bond?"
"Yeah, I could see it."
"Probably not. Hopefully he'll be working on the next record."

???

 

[lazarus]

This thread is as deserving of being taken seriously as "Do you think Boner could be the next Pope?"

 

[bono_212]

Is Larry even any good in that man who sits on a train and does things movie?

 

[LemonMelon]

I think he plays Man in The Man on the Train, which I assume is a good role.

 

[bono_212]

I don't know how much acting skill is required to be a man on a train, so I suppose I can't comment.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

"Do you think Larry could be the next James Bond?"
"Yeah, I could see it."
"Probably not. Hopefully he'll be working on the next record."

???

Lol no I meant after the ridiculously stupid facetious question was posed, I brought up the faint hope of this thread surviving by saying that while Larry in all likelihood will never be James Bond, U2 should go after doing the music for James Bond once again.

 

[PhilsFan]

I don't know how much acting skill is required to be a man on a train, so I suppose I can't comment.

I've heard it's quite difficult to stand on top of those while they're moving. Credit where it's due and all.

 

[bono_212]

I've heard it's quite difficult to stand on top of those while they're moving. Credit where it's due and all.

Ah! I didn't consider the possibility that he is literally ON the train, rather than in the train. Truly Larry Mulling Jar is an acting god, trapped here on earth with the likes of mortals such as Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan.

 

[cobl04]

I think he reached his peak during the Graceland bit in Rattle and Hum. It was all downhill from there.

 

[LemonMelon]

Larry Mulling Jar

It's spelled this way on this Oscar, because who could give a fuck?

 

[Jive Turkey]

Good ol' Larry Mulling Jar

 

[cobl04]

Ol' Whiskey is sellin' his new solo record. Cactus & Darrin got advance copies.

 

[bono_212]

Good ol' Larry Mulling Jar

He's an old favorite of mine.

 

[U2girl]

Lol no I meant after the ridiculously stupid facetious question was posed, I brought up the faint hope of this thread surviving by saying that while Larry in all likelihood will never be James Bond, U2 should go after doing the music for James Bond once again.

With their high profile, they could well be invited to write for Bond again, and not having their song used for another singer. (nothing against Tina, I'd like to see U2 having a try at a Bond song, assuming such a notion it will get past the "egomaniacs/overrated band/Bono sucks" banter in the non U2 fandom)

 

[LuckyNumber7]

I do believe it was Bono's suggestion or something along those lines as to why Tina sung the song.

 

[lazarus]

"Harry...Muffin...Junior"

"If I had a racquet like Hardence I wouldn't want it in the film."

"If I had a cock like yours I'd bleedin' bury it."

 

[lazarus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orHHfcyYPFc

 

[cobl04]

The nadir of the film.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

But he looked like James Dean