Close call for Bono

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Somewhere there's a German teenager complaining that Bono forced his luggage into his backyard.

 

[last unicorn]

Will be interesting to see what Bono will be wearing on stage tonight as, apparently, his luggage fell out of the plane. Maybe he'll be turning to one of the other band members for some clothes.

In other news, I just read on Twitter that a Berlin newspaper is reporting a half-naked man who's rioting in the center of Berlin. Wait a moment ....

 

[last unicorn]

Why not ask Bono's Luggage itself about its whereabouts:

https://twitter.com/BonosLuggage

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Somewhere there's a German teenager complaining that Bono forced his luggage into his backyard.

well to be fair, who wants three suitcases full of sunglasses?

 

[RaisedByWolves]

Somewhere there's a German teenager complaining that Bono forced his luggage into his backyard.

 

[prbiker15]

Why not ask Bono's Luggage itself about its whereabouts:



https://twitter.com/BonosLuggage

That didn't take long.

 

[hikerdeb]

It's true that this was no big deal and we can joke about it.

But it's also true that musicians are much more likely than the average person to die in a plane crash, because they're constantly traveling. R.I.P.: Otis Redding, Ricky Nelson, Aaliyah, John Denver, Patsy Cline, Jim Croce, Ronnie Van Zant, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Buddy Holly...

I don't ever want to see a member of U2 on that list.

 

[Hewson]

The way this sentence is written leaves it open to interpretation:

‘The entire door along with Bono and his companions’ luggage had fallen out mid-air.

 

[gvox]

well to be fair, who wants three suitcases full of sunglasses?

My operatives are shaking down suburban Berlin residences as we speak


Sent from my ass crack

 

[Hewson]

well to be fair, who wants three suitcases full of sunglasses?

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f190/sunglasses-for-sale-take-a-look-217504.html#post7877982

 

[gvox]

That didn't take long.

Well at least we can now confirm that Bono likes to spark up a fatty every once in a while #knickersandpot


Sent from my ass crack

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f190/sunglasses-for-sale-take-a-look-217504.html#post7877982

holy shit!

 

[hikerdeb]

The skeptic in me has to wonder:
U2 have been doing a media blitz the past few weeks to promote the new album. Any chance this story was just manufactured to get Bono's name in the news even more?

 

[last unicorn]

It's true that this was no big deal and we can joke about it.

But it's also true that musicians are much more likely than the average person to die in a plane crash, because they're constantly traveling. R.I.P.: Otis Redding, Ricky Nelson, Aaliyah, John Denver, Patsy Cline, Jim Croce, Ronnie Van Zant, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Buddy Holly...

I don't ever want to see a member of U2 on that list.

Yeah, that's true. And Bono in particular flies A LOT, much more than the other band members.

But then again, he's a lousy driver as well and so far hasn't been involved in a serious accident, so maybe he's just having an armada of Guardian Angels watching over him

 

[last unicorn]

The skeptic in me has to wonder:
U2 have been doing a media blitz the past few weeks to promote the new album. Any chance this story was just manufactured to get Bono's name in the news even more?

You mean, he manipulated that plane himself? Evil Bono

But seriously, since German authorities are investigating this incident, I'm sure that it isn't a fabricated story. Why should they make something like that up, it just scares the fans, I don't think B would ever be involved in something like that.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vIZbDa__1o

 

[last unicorn]

Here are some more details:

Private Plane Carrying U2’s Bono Has Door Shear Off Over Germany - Bloomberg

The Learjet's baggage compartment is located in a rear section that's separate from the passenger compartment, said Paul Hayes, a safety expert at London-based Ascend. Since the hold isn't pressurized, passengers would have been in no danger of being sucked out of the jet when the door opened, he said.

"It happens on average about once a year, somewhere in the world," Hayes said of the luggage-door separation. "Normally it doesn't produce any disaster." Such mishaps generally occur when the locking mechanism isn't properly engaged, he added.

 

[hikerdeb]

Maybe the gremlin from The Twilight Zone's "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" loosened the bolts on the door.

I do think the angels, if they exist, must have a fondness for Bono. After all, he's written several songs about them.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Ugh

 

[rennowba]

Maybe the gremlin from The Twilight Zone's "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" loosened the bolts on the door. .

No,i reckon it was someone from the nme!

 

[Hewson]

Maybe the gremlin from The Twilight Zone's "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" loosened the bolts on the door.

The culprits:

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I saw it on CNN when I was grabbing lunch #relevance

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

what did you get? #hungry

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Salad #pansy

 

[david]

#psssht #rabbitfood #eatmeat #butmeatismurder #yes #deliciousmurder

 

[alison0313]

Yay a new Bono on a plane over Berlin story for him to tell before playing Stay

 

[corianderstem]

Will be interesting to see what Bono will be wearing on stage tonight as, apparently, his luggage fell out of the plane.

Something tells me he an afford to (have his assistant) run out and buy a few outfits.

 

[Hewson]

Something tells me he an afford to (have his assistant) run out and buy a few outfits.

 

[Greatest Hits]

We're not flying to Guam are we?


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You never disappoint with the Lost references, Mikal!

Obviously Bono is not a candidate...

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

i guess i will stop with the plane crash stories now