Bono conspiracy theory

[juliaguliaxo94]

I love you.

 

[nirniva]

The hell happened to this thread? Seriously, I didn't think things could get any weirder, and now we've got people claiming the band is named after the son of a moon god or something.

 

[theedgeu2]

I love you.

 

[Galeongirl]

^

Actually, if you want my opinion, I think Bono has a clone and they switch places now and then. The clone Bono was the one who hurt his back, but they didn't actually perform surgery on him, they just did away with him because he was flawed. Now the real Bono is back and the reason they're not doing any interviews about SoA is because they're too busy making another Bono duplicate using the cloning device from Jurassic Park, only instead of it only working on dinosaurs, now it just works on Irishmen who always wear sunglasses.

Ehh, can I get the leftover clone? I'm sure I could... fix him up all right.

 

[corianderstem]

Bonobot!

 

[theedgeu2]

Any idea as to where this Bono-clone is?

 

[coolian2]

the grassy knoll

 

[theedgeu2]

Ah so I take it he's responsible for JFK's death?

 

[gvox]

If Bono had throat surgery, he wouldn't be singing at all right now, much less, decently.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

U2 as Legos? ...

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f195/u2-are-back-204302.html

Created by yours truly.

thats pretty cool and all, but you gotta be careful about that Pleba sub-forum. They can get pretty "rowdy" in there if you know what i mean

 

[juliaguliaxo94]

Ehh, can I get the leftover clone? I'm sure I could... fix him up all right.

He's already taken. But you can have what's left of him when I'm done..

Any idea as to where this Bono-clone is?

Once again, he's in good hands.