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How to make a Crunkermelon in 10 easy steps

Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:08 PM by unico

I made a little tutorial over the weekend

Shanna: WTF is a crunkermelon?
So I showed her how to make one

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box

Step 2: Cut the watermelon in half

"Check out my melons!"

Step 3: poke holes in it for optimum absorbency

Step 4: Find the kinkiest named vodka in tha liquor sto'

Step 5: Slowly pour the vodka into the watermelon. Don't spill!!! You wouldn't want to waste the yummy goodness

Step 6: Don't forget to drink some for yourself (yes this is at 10am)

Step 7: Let chill and absorb for a few hours

Step 8: Dig in and get cruuuuuuuuuunk!

Step 9: Don't throw the remaining watermelon away

You can use it as a bowl to drink more vodka!

Step 10: Pass out (Thank you Liz!!)
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  1. Old Comment

    My favorite pic...."check out my melons"..:drool:

    But one question...
    what is up with the hole in the box?
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:13 PM by Night & Day Night & Day is offline
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    Diemen's Avatar
    Here's your answer n&d:

    YouTube - Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box

    Awesome tutorial, Mia. Very educational.

    Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:22 PM by Diemen Diemen is offline
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    Thora's Avatar
    I enjoyed the photo tutorial. Vodka + watermelon is one of the best combos there is.
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:26 PM by Thora Thora is offline
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    I don't eeeeeven have to go there.
    I am familiar with dick in a box.
    Come to think of it, I am familiar with dick period.

    Thanks anyways Diemen.
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:59 PM by Night & Day Night & Day is offline
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    Mr. BAW's Avatar
    Oh, you kids....I was doing that back in the late '60's...!

    Oh, frozen limeade in a blender with about a short-dog of Vodka....

    PS - I hope someone drank the Keith's that were in the fridge...(I learned that from Snow B.)
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:08 PM by Mr. BAW Mr. BAW is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Yea there sure were plenty o' beverages in that thare fridge.
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:13 PM by Night & Day Night & Day is offline
  7. Old Comment
    unico's Avatar
    lol not anymore
    i'll have to try the lime thing! that sounds delish

    glad y'all liked it
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:17 PM by unico unico is offline
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    maycocksean's Avatar
    Hey Mia. . .

    As always you made me smile. . .and that despite the fact that I hate watermelon and don't drink!

    feel like I haven't "talked" to you in ages! Looks like you are well!

    Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:17 PM by maycocksean maycocksean is offline
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    beegee's Avatar
    Also try it with half a pineapple and some Malibu coconut rum.

    Ah, summmmmmmmmer
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:42 PM by beegee beegee is offline
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    kafrun's Avatar
    Full of win. Let's be roomies.
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 06:13 PM by kafrun kafrun is offline
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    AngelK's Avatar

    Are we having some crunkermelon this weekend???

    Or we can make galons of sangria!!! I'll need to buy a barrel though...
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 08:11 PM by AngelK AngelK is offline
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    redkat's Avatar
    I haven't done that in years

    have you done a jello shot tutorial because it's been years since I've done that as well. Plus I just wanna see what you can do with jello
    Posted 07-15-2008 at 08:44 PM by redkat redkat is offline
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    Lila64's Avatar
    that looks delish! Loved the tutorial!!! SUPERWIN!

    Posted 07-15-2008 at 09:37 PM by Lila64 Lila64 is offline
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    The Sad Punk's Avatar
    SO trying this on the weekend. :fuckyeah:
    Posted 07-16-2008 at 01:01 PM by The Sad Punk The Sad Punk is offline
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    Diane L's Avatar
    Oh, Mia, you are so fun!
    Posted 07-17-2008 at 12:52 AM by Diane L Diane L is offline
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    UberBeaver's Avatar
    Where's the part where you fuck shit up with yo mad crunkermelon endhanced funk skillz? Do you nap BEFORE rocking the party? Weird. I usually nap after I show the suckaz how it's done. Oh well, different strokes....
    Posted 07-17-2008 at 03:19 PM by UberBeaver UberBeaver is offline
  17. Old Comment
    unico's Avatar
    oh there's more. it's on myspace, in the Buffalo Souljas album
    Posted 07-17-2008 at 11:05 PM by unico unico is offline

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